That woulda been me... If I'm drunk enough to go to Denny's I'm sure as hell not gonna let some 300 lb chic ruin my chance at dipping my sausage and bacon into my syrup... not a chance
OH HELL NAW NUGGA, I DUN PAID TREE FITY FA DEEZ EGGZ!
I laughed my fucking ass off when I saw that guy and right when I got ready to post my comment about the grand slag getaway in the ghetto, I saw that you beat me to it.