I think I just found the perfect book for me

[papajohn56]

[ame=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1594743061/ref=cm_rdp_product]Amazon.com: How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much (9781594743061): Richard Jacob, Owen Thomas: Books[/ame]

Of all the self help books people on WF talk about...this hit close to home

 

[yao1994]

Make sure you read the instruction manual first.

 

[Roundabout]

"How To Live With A Big Penis" => Translation => "My roommate's a big dick"

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I've lived with this problem for years and it's nothing to joke about. The taunts and name calling begin to wear on you. Being called "Tripod" or "Johnny Longpiece" or whatever gets really old.

 

[MyOwnDemon]

I, too, suffer from this horrible affliction.

 

[rawbones]

haha huge penis syndrome___can't penetrate to the nut sak. Frustration

 

[Fatbat]

haha huge penis syndrome___can't penetrate to the nut sak. Frustration

You just need to find a chick with a big pussy.

 

[Andrew Scherer]

lol nice find

this is so coffee table material for the bachelor pad

 

[Rexibit]

It's not hard to live with an elephant-sized dick. Just buy a couple sizes bigger pants, and let it hang down one of the legs. If you have to flaunt it, grab one of those slings that mothers use to carry children and tote it around with you.

 

[GerardWon]

You just need to find a chick with a big pussy.

I had a girl with a gynormous vag. I'm almost 6 feet tall and I could fit my entire hand -- all 5 fingers while outstreched like you are about to shake someone's hand-- into it that chooch. And this chick was only 18 years old and had never been pregnant. I mean holy shit, that is a big vag!

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I've lived with this problem for years and it's nothing to joke about. The taunts and name calling begin to wear on you. Being called "Tripod" or "Johnny Longpiece" or whatever gets really old.

In that case, you need to join me at the Long Penis Support Group forum: Large Penis Support Group - LPSG.ORG

 

[conjamuk]

For years I struggled with this thing in my pants. I often asked myself if God made it, why did it hurt so many people's wives, sisters, mothers, and girlfriends? It just didn't seem fair. Especially when I supplied enough witty banter and vodka shots to ensure anal was also on the menu. But every time a lady would see it, she'd be like a Mexican nurse who slowly crosses herself and prays as she backs out of the room when a baby with claws for hands is born. However, just as having sex with girls in comas had left me wanting more, I found this book! And it changed my life! No more feeling bad about hearing the muffled cries in the bathroom after sex! No more feeling guilty about those unfortunate stitches! So, thanks "How to Live with a Huge Penis"! Your message of hope has inspired me to share my gift with the world!