Jagshemash.
My name a Borat, #4 most popular celebrity in all of Kazakhstan.
I like you peoples!
Very first time Borat come here, I ask question to man name "Ruck". I think he must be oriental man who real name is "Luck", yas?
When I ask him how to earn U.S. & A. dollars on w.w.w., he tell me to go to sight name makemoniesonline.com . Then I visit this page and...
WawaWEEwa! It is a man making bang bang bang in another man's anoos!
But "Luck" say this web sight will teach me how to be rich, so I keep watching man's phenis go in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out.
And then Borat jump up to disco dance to the spinning around song that play.
But sit back down again to concentrate on watch mans phenis go in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out...
After 48 minute of watch this, government scientist come over to tell me that my turn with Kazakhstan's computer is over for today.
And wawaweewa - man on videofilm *still* have a turgid phenis, even after almost 1 hours of sexytime. Niice!
So I go home to think what this "Luck" man mean when he say makemoniesonline web sight can make Borat rich...
Then it come to me - I must make pornofilm, yas?
So I ride horse to Kazak studios and borrow its moviecamera to film my sister. I videotapes her give hand relief, mouth party, sexytime in anoos and vagine, toe party, and also position doggy style.
But finally Borat make liquid explosion, so we stop filming and she go back to pull plow field.
Now I have product to sell on internets! Please, you peoples will come visit my country and teach Borat about paper clicks and S-E-zero so I can sell pornofilm.
Please, you will stay at my home and use my sister. She can give you mouth party while we talks business. And if she is still out in field, Borat will give hand relief until she come back home.
Why not? I am good host!
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My hat is black.......................... NOT !
Borat (Borat Sagdiyev) | MySpace
My name a Borat, #4 most popular celebrity in all of Kazakhstan.
I like you peoples!
Very first time Borat come here, I ask question to man name "Ruck". I think he must be oriental man who real name is "Luck", yas?
When I ask him how to earn U.S. & A. dollars on w.w.w., he tell me to go to sight name makemoniesonline.com . Then I visit this page and...
WawaWEEwa! It is a man making bang bang bang in another man's anoos!
But "Luck" say this web sight will teach me how to be rich, so I keep watching man's phenis go in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out.
And then Borat jump up to disco dance to the spinning around song that play.
But sit back down again to concentrate on watch mans phenis go in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out...
After 48 minute of watch this, government scientist come over to tell me that my turn with Kazakhstan's computer is over for today.
And wawaweewa - man on videofilm *still* have a turgid phenis, even after almost 1 hours of sexytime. Niice!
So I go home to think what this "Luck" man mean when he say makemoniesonline web sight can make Borat rich...
Then it come to me - I must make pornofilm, yas?
So I ride horse to Kazak studios and borrow its moviecamera to film my sister. I videotapes her give hand relief, mouth party, sexytime in anoos and vagine, toe party, and also position doggy style.
But finally Borat make liquid explosion, so we stop filming and she go back to pull plow field.
Now I have product to sell on internets! Please, you peoples will come visit my country and teach Borat about paper clicks and S-E-zero so I can sell pornofilm.
Please, you will stay at my home and use my sister. She can give you mouth party while we talks business. And if she is still out in field, Borat will give hand relief until she come back home.
Why not? I am good host!
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My hat is black.......................... NOT !
Borat (Borat Sagdiyev) | MySpace
(kinda what we need in this thread).
