I will make fun of ANYTHING for 0.02 per word

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I've had a few drinks and this seems like a good idea.

Have you ever found yourself needing an angry, but well-researched rant or tirade about something, yet you couldn't put your feelings into words? I may be able to help you.

Qualifications:
  • English is the only language I've ever bothered to learn.
  • Pissed off at nearly everything.
  • Have sarcasmed a squirrel so hard it caught on fire.
  • I love Long Island Iced Tea.
I will provide two (2) free rants on whatever subject for the first two people who reply to this thread, as long as they promise to review my angry-article-writing skills.
 


How about Popeye's Republican Rants - someone needs to rip into that shit.

alexb, shoot me a pm, I have a domain for you that you'll love (or hate)
 
What the hell?

Son of a bitch. Someone needs to take away my Internet access when I drink.

Might as well follow through though. CLKennan, I'll get started. nogenious, send me a PM with the subject for your rant.
 
Alright, both articles are done and sent. I'd appreciate feedback from you two in the form of replies to this thread.
 
alexb did a solid job with my article. I gave him a relatively hard topic, and he came back with a well-researched rant that had me chuckling out loud. He's definitely got the sarcastic tone needed to pull off a good rant. I feel like his work would be especially well-suited for social media submissions.

I'd recommend him, and will definitely keep him in mind next time I need something like this. :)
 
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