I would like to introduce myself...

[transient]

So I just felt like it was time to formally introduce myself. I've been posting for a while and reading a lot and sometimes I think people take me a little too seriously.

I'm sortuva dork. I can be really elitest at times then really humble at others. For the most part I'm a nice guy, but I like being snarky and having fun.

Anyway, after doing a lot freelance jobs I decided to take a position at a web firm in New York City and I'm loving it. I do a ton of SEO and PPC management. I work in Times Square near Fashion Ave and see a lot of hot hipster chicks on my lunch break which is a plus. I learn a lot, I program a lot (mostly PHP, but some ASP) and I love that I get paid to do it.

My heart is in affiliate marketing but I haven't been motivated enough to get into it full-time. Maybe sometime soon.

I also like music, movies and boobs. lots of boobs. So, here are some. The pic isn't huge, but she's cute and has a nice rack. Sorta has a norah jones look, with the lips n all.

Please post more boobs. Thx

- transient

p.s. also, i would like to say big ups to Amit aka Red_Virus. you do serious work, man. professional, fast.

 

[medicalhumor]

 

[Human]

Get out of here. Now. While you still can.

Chapel Hill fucking sucks, too.

 

[metoo]

You're right, the pic isn't huge. It's so small I can't see it. But welcome anyways.

Don't waste those hipster chicks in NYC bud, game em ASA.

 

[transient]

wtf? i posted a great pic. oh internet, why have you forsaken me?

 

[Nostalgae]

My heart is in affiliate marketing but I haven't been motivated enough to get into it full-time. Maybe sometime soon.

If you don't consider this a contradiction you might not have enough heart.

 

[Okard]

I see no boobs and this is not the Introduction Thread.

The fuck dude?

oh yeah and welcome! (even though you have been here way longer then I have...)

 

[transient]

faaaaahk why are non of my boobies working

 

[transient]

 

[KaniGT5]

more boobs

 

[transient]

If you don't consider this a contradiction you might not have enough heart.

i know, i realized that after i posted.


i also realized there was probably an introduction thread somewhere. oh well, i fail. sorry. POST BOOBS!

 

[transient]

 

[Mike619]

MOAR

 

[Okard]

Thread saved.

 

[kingfish]

You are a failure on so many different levels

 

[johnmatrix]

You sound like you're writing a dating profile... why not add long walks on the beach there too?

 

[roclafamilia]

 

[kh1]

How much do you get paid in NYC doing ppc for some firm?

 

[supportomatic]

this NEVER gets old. I could literally sit through hundreds of reps...

 

[imouttehre]

who is That ^^^^^^^