I write shit that isn't boring. Hire me. (2 free reviews)

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-joe-

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Hi there, just selling my services.

I'm 16, nearly seventeen, with a very good grasp of creative writing. I'm predicted A* for both English Language and English Lit.

Unlike some people on here, who write boring, remove your eyeballs with a spoon crap, I can actually write material that will make your customers want to buy, rather than click away. A degree in something unrelated to writing won't mean you're any better at it.

I can do any kind of writing, from wordpress blogging, to article writing, to ebook authoring. I've done some paid writing before, although I don't have samples, as I like to protect my clients' work, as obviously, once they've paid, it's not my property anymore.

Hit me up if you want some done, with your requirements. Pricing depends on the subject and job, but it will not be overly expensive, and you will be satisfied. Or your money back.

I'm also giving away 2 review copies to trusted members. Post if you'd like one.
 


I will be happy to grab one, waiting for your pm
Pmed, one review gone.
I'll take one too. And I have lots of copy writing needs!!
Hi, and I'm really sorry, but I said trusted members, and you only have 5 posts. I'd be happy to do a paid article for you though?
Can you do FREE REVIEW on an affiliate marketing article? If yes, Hit me a PM. I will give a detailed review about your service.
Sure, I'll pm you now. Thanks. :)

All review copies allocated, people.
 
What is your turnaround time? Can you do health related articles? (not male enhancement or anything, just health technology related stuff)
 
can you write comic book reviews?
I'm sure I could. Is it well known, or not?

Pm me. :food-smiley-010:
What is your turnaround time? Can you do health related articles? (not male enhancement or anything, just health technology related stuff)
Turnaround depends on the volume of work, but I don't outsource, I write stuff myself. That means that, while turnaround may be a very small amount longer, you get much better quality.
And yeah, sure I could do health articles. PM me with your requirements. :)

P.S. for the record anyone, I have absolutely zero morals when it comes to writing about stuff, anything you want me to write is your business, not mine. So whether you need male enhancement, gambling, porn, fuck it, anything, feel free to come to me.

I need to know your rates and the amount of knowledge you have about fitness and exercising.
I have a fair amount of knowledge. Could you be more specific? PM me. Thanks. :food-smiley-010:
 
I got my article done less then 12 hours, the content is well written and well researched, thanks a lot for job well done.
 
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I got a free review copy from Joe. The article was great. Written by a native English speaking person. Good communication. The effectiveness of writing an article is to grab the attention of its readers. The article was SEO friendly with good balance of keywords inside the article. Overall 9.5/10. A writer whom you can try out and he can be a good choice in the long run. :D
 
Hi Joe,

I need a few articles for "How to make money on the Internet" blog website. I would like to start with one or two articles for now but after everything turns out ok, I would like 10-20 more. What are your prices for 1-2 and 10-20. Thanks, Kakach
 
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