If you said every word you thought...

[SUP3RNOVA]

How long do you think it'd be before you died?

 

[SUP3RNOVA]

I'd probably die pretty fast, especially at a bar where there's always a bunch of douchebags.

 

[metaphors]

Considering how blunt I am I'm guessing not much would change for me but who knows.

 

[Izaya]

I do for the most part; am alive because I live in a nice neighborhood and I run dam fast.

 

[Jabberwokky]

I'd probably die pretty fast, especially at a bar where there's always a bunch of douchebags.

I always say what I think when I'm at a bar (drunk) and see a bunch of douchebags. Makes for a good time.

 

[Hpwandrew]

Im touching myself right now...my redbull is warm...food...new monitor needed...

I think i'd be ok

 

[Jizzlobber]

Sorry for being a douchebag.

 

[BlueYonder]

Sorry for being a douchebag.

Not seeing it. I often find you extremely funny. I have been anxious all day long, and have a tension headache right now. I should be working, yet once again drawn into STS. I suspect the WF member known as "Jon" is actually a bot.

My 2000th post. Did I say anything useful at all?

 

[guerilla]

My 2000th post. Did I say anything useful at all?

Perhaps it was useful to you as catharsis.

 

[ii silver ii]

Wouldn't you just be classed as a Tourettes sufferer?

 

[lukep]

I'd survive, but I'd be divorced so fast I wouldn't know what hit me...

Congrats BlueYonder on 2k. -We coulda used a boob thread today though... Hint hint.

 

[TylerDurden]

I'd probably die pretty fast, especially at a bar where there's always a bunch of douchebags.

I used to hate douchebags and then one day I realized I am one and that's why I get so many chicks. True story. Back to your question though, I would probably die fast since I think a lot of socially unacceptable things which I only say around my friends.

On a side note part of the reason why I get so many girls is because I say what I'm thinking....so think about that.

 

[Benji49]

I love Ben Bernanke and if I was female, I'd bear his children. He makes me so much money.

(P.S. I'm in the IM stock investment niche)

 

[SUP3RNOVA]

I would probably die fast since I think a lot of socially unacceptable things which I only say around my friends.

True, I'd actually see myself getting shot one of the few times I enter a KFC or Taco Bell.

 

[cardine]

I think it'd take a while for me to die, but I'd probably piss off friends/family pretty quickly.

 

[Jokerr]

I always go around asking myself "what would happen if I did this?" And by "this" it's usually some fucked up shit like pulling my pants down in a crowded place, punching some random dude, pulling the emergency brake in trains, etc.

Here's one of my favorite commercials that pretty much explains it:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TifeuraDsZQ]YouTube - re:member impulses[/ame]

 

[JakeStratham]

I love Ben Bernanke and if I was female, I'd bear his children. He makes me so much money.

(P.S. I'm in the IM stock investment niche)

 

[1yerrot]

I'd probably die pretty fast, especially at a bar where there's always a bunch of douchebags.

I don't think I'd die quickly, but I'd never be able to keep a woman past the honeymoon stage, ever. I already say too much.

 

[emp]

Hahaha..

I would probably be pitied. Sad case of Tourette's, that I am.

::emp::

 

[ericchristopher]

people wouldn't believe me. i'd be like dostoevsky's the idiot. that's a great book.