If you're not selling these, then you're missing the boat...



haaaaa, that shit is funny as fuck

"anti-flatulence underwear"

"heat and moisture control"

"2 replacable filters"

"Unisex economy line"

Never mind selling, I'm buying!
 
It has a charcoal filter which absorbs 'farticles' and improves social confidence by 98.3 % in clinical trials...
 
"Average Cornhole 'grazy' Improves Social Confidence By 98.3% With These Weird New Underwear"

"Like Dr. Scholls Anti-Odor Insoles - For Your Ass!"