Is anyone from the Toronto Canada area on here?

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'hello' and welcome.... theres a couple of GTA'ers lurking about, myself included. If you do a search, you'll actually find a couple of threads with the same title. It's funny; i seem to recall only torontonians starting threads like this....but then again, i prolly don't look out for any other locations....

I think i'm rambling....damn it's too early in the morn' for me.
 
Oh here's some amusement...

these are some questions people the world over are asking and what the appropriate answer would be. About the 2010 winter olympics in vancouver...

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(UK)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.


Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from
Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of
Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

(apologies to my friends from Alberta for that answer).

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.


Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
 
'hello' and welcome.... theres a couple of GTA'ers lurking about, myself included. If you do a search, you'll actually find a couple of threads with the same title. It's funny; i seem to recall only torontonians starting threads like this....but then again, i prolly don't look out for any other locations....

I think i'm rambling....damn it's too early in the morn' for me.

What can i say... we are a lonely bunch ;)... i figured i would get like one response... this is great!
 

I'm from Buffalo too, but live in Florida now. What part are you from Dice? I was in Hamburg my whole life, attended Niagara University, worked at Empire Sports Network for years until the whole John Regis thing blew up and that's when I took off for the sunshine state. As you can see, I still love my Sabres though!
 
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