is there any real money making ideas where u can make lots of fast cash

[lucas1992]

need cash and i want to know if there are any hyip or schemes out there that actually work and can make me lost of money fast

 

[tortuous]

Go play in traffic, seriously.

 

[cryptix]

Dear Lucas,

Please select on of the following options.



OPTION A:
Follow the instructions of Captain Picard (Stardate:12.17.2009WF) and leave quietly

OPTION B:
I would probably go with OPTION A. ^^^

Have a nice day.

 

[mumblejae]

yes. kill yourself. then you can collect all the insurance money!

then go and BUY TWINKIES. the end is nigh.

 

[barman]

e whore

 

[farking]

no, there are no ideas that can make money quickly. no one has ever made money quickly in the history of time.

 

[Human]

Dammit Cryptix, my internet speed is balls, stop posting massive pictures!

On topic: You can't make money on the internet any more. Affiliate marketing lost 54% of it's stock last week. You didn't hear? Read about it here.

 

[seosly]

Go play in traffic, seriously.

This.

Every good internet marketer knows the money is in the traffic!

 

[pickledegg]

Shove a life raft up your ass, then pull the cord.

 

[AllBizNiz]

Start sucking some dick boy!

 

[Red_Virus]

buy my ebook for $7.77 and you can make $XXX amount of monies every day. All on autopilot.

 

[sgtryan]

Wired in 1 Hour
Instant Approval
Bad Credit OK!

PM me.

 

[HarveyJ]

Mugging people...

Wait for someone about to take out cash from an ATM. If they're wearing a gold watch, they'll almost certainly take out more than $100 at a time.
Once they've taken the money out, bash them over the head with a sock full of loose change.
Take the money, their wallet, and run like the cops are chasing you... because they are.
Profit!

 

[nitro_dee]

Johnchow.com read his full blog and then come back and tell me what you learnt.

 

[Roundabout]

Mugging people...

Wait for someone about to take out cash from an ATM. If they're wearing a gold watch, they'll almost certainly take out more than $100 at a time.
Once they've taken the money out, bash them over the head with a sock full of loose change.
Take the money, their wallet, and run like the cops are chasing you... because they are.
Profit!

Forgot to mention to take the gold watch and sell to Cash4Gold for max pawnage!

 

[nvanprooyen]

You can make $567 / day posting links on Google. My cousin Kevin does it and he took his girlfriend to Paris with all his easy internet cash!

 

[efeezy]

I like the response from another member in a previous douche bag thread like this...

Go to Home Depot
Buy a table saw
Turn it on and get a Carl Lewis running start and slide head first, Pete Rose style, across the blade.

 

[JoshTodd]

Try dmoregotstacks.com

 

[cryptix]

I like the response from another member in a previous douche bag thread like this...

Go to Home Depot
Buy a table saw
Turn it on and get a Carl Lewis running start and slide head first, Pete Rose style, across the blade.

Ya liked that one, hunh? LOL! I had enuff of the d-bag threads for the day. That response was carefully crafted.

Home Depot/Carl Lewis/Pete Rose Response

Different Topic - Efeezy:
How is the new baby?

 

[b_sun]

Seriously, I can't believe no one has posted the lock tight method was all use for fast cash. And it gets better the more of us there are. You can thank me later.

Fast Money 101