Is this the luckiest guy in the universe?

[Shaqsquash]

My god.

*Proceeds to book trip to Sweden*

 

[Grindstone]

I'm assuming there's supposed to be some awesome tits in your post?

 

[Reverence]

This is truly amazing, fake tits and face. He is definitely the luckiest guy in the world.

 

[Shaqsquash]

This is truly amazing, fake tits and face. He is definitely the luckiest guy in the world.

Yet in all likelihood shes probably better looking than your girlfriend.

 

[Moxie]

Shoemoney is da man

 

[Andrew Scherer]

This is truly amazing, fake tits and face. He is definitely the luckiest guy in the world.

hahahaha

 

[Diplex]

 

[dreamache]

I guess it's the bulky forehead and the bald spot in the middle of her head.

 

[ly2 from WF]

She has a nice tan...tits are pretty big and round but they're fake so that is expected. Other than that...

 

[Incantation]

Of course she looks ready for a porking, but she also has a look of being a "money grabbing whore" and just imagine what she'll look like when those five layers of makeup are peeled off in the morning?! Would be like a scene from Dawn of the Dead. You'll need that taxi on speed dial.

 

[hoot33]

We all know hot chicks are garbage in bed, you want a good lay get yourself a fat chick.

Oh I love my fat women.

 

[Incantation]

This is what happens when you scrape all that shit off their face lol...

 

[onigen]

^Those are fucking brutal.

 

[DumDum]

^Those are fucking brutal.

I concur

 

[-God-]

Shit fake tits, fake tan, ugly face... He's indeed very lucky.

 

[onkelmicha]

ohhhhh snap....

OR NOT

she is just chick that is to, FAT< UGLY, FAT to be real model so she does 1-2 shoots for FHM sucks some rich dudes dick while doing blow and realize what a major FAIL she is at the age 23.

 

[Instrumentalist]

Jersey Shore went to Sweden?

 

[Ishmael]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

 

[cowsgonemad]

the luckiest guy on the planet would be HER boyfriend..

 

[Grindstone]

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