Islamists ban women from touching bananas to avoid sex thoughts.



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^^ shit man, I seriously was just digging through my folders to find that exact gif.. Hivemind..
 
note how it was one cleric, and most the muslims were enraged by this.

but it doesn't stop people from adding a plural and using the word ban like it's oficially sanctioned.

the cleric just stated his opinion, which is what I came to understand this.
 
So... whoever created that anti-banana rule had to have sex thought caused by banana himself. How could he know others can have them if he didn't have them himself. And it was a man. That mean he had thoughts about penis (after touching banana). That mean he's gay. That mean he's a Muslim gay. That mean according to other rules he created he should be killed for being homo. World is such a strange place...
 
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TigerUK said:
note how it was one cleric, and most the muslims were enraged by this.

but it doesn't stop people from adding a plural and using the word ban like it's oficially sanctioned.

the cleric just stated his opinion, which is what I came to understand this.
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You have to look at what kind of political power and following this cleric has. If he has no influence over other clerics and only has a following of 10 people then yeah, it's a sensationalist title. However, if he has influence over clerics that do have a following and/or has a large following himself then it's not.

I have no clue what kind of influence or following the guy has, but thought I'd throw that at there.
 
And we thought our police state was bad. Who the fuck you think gave them the idea?
 
tomaszjot said:
So... whoever created that anti-banana rule had to have sex thought caused by banana himself. How could he know others can have them if he didn't have them himself. And it was a man. That mean he had thoughts about penis (after touching banana). That mean he's gay. That mean he's a Muslim gay. That mean according to other rules he created he should be killed for being homo. World is such a strange place...
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^^^^^ lol this

EDIT: still fucking laughing
 
tomaszjot said:
So... whoever created that anti-banana rule had to have sex thought caused by banana himself. How could he know others can have them if he didn't have them himself. And it was a man. That mean he had thoughts about penis (after touching banana). That mean he's gay. That mean he's a Muslim gay. That mean according to other rules he created he should be killed for being homo. World is such a strange place...
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lolz

And didn't Allah create bananas and cucumbers? If so why didn't he make them invisible to women?

:banana_sml: <--- Muslim women can't use this.
 
I'd say the article is pure BS.
When you repost something on a news site you have to clip the link as a source and I quote:
""[FONT='Trebuchet MS', 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]The news about this latest diktat against women went viral on the web with liberal Muslims feeling enraged and embarrassed.[/FONT]"
 
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