Lesson to Bitches: Shit Comes Around

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From: Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was...

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Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”
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marketer23 said:
can you imagine looking in the mirror for the first time and seeing that. yikes!
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Could you imagine fucking her from behind and have to stare at a steaming pile of shite? So the question is that a mood killer? Do you automatically assume shes into anal and just go for it?
 
OMFG I just lol'd.. She's fucked for life! Never again will she be able to take off her shirt or wear a bikini.

I think the dude fucking her from behind is gonna be like wow this girl has a fetish with shit. Just imagine how fast he'll go soft LMFAO, or if he's into that he'd do something to make her go soft.

LOL that is fucking awesome. I wouldn't be surprised if the dude gets off scott free due to the fact that she signed away her rights to his discretion.
 
Jebus Crust that's some cold-blooded revenge shit right there.

I'm impressed... Takes big, big, HUGE balls... And a bit of brains too.
 
JakeStratham said:
If the girl can establish intent to intoxicate, it'd be a short jump to assault.
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I doubt that the consent form can hold up anyway. There has to be some reasonable standard even when an artist is given discretion. I would be inclined to think that the consent waiver actually proves premeditation in this case.
 
that's awesome.. and yeah, she deserved it. when you enter into a relationship, usually there's either a spoken or unspoken rule against not cheating, hurr durr. If you want to cheat, dump the person first, don't be a piece of shit. If you're going to be a piece of shit, expect all sorts of "shitty" things to happen
 
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