Looking for a crappy PHP coder

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I need bottom tier help, around $4 an hour.

You should know PHP pretty good.

English language not necessary, in fact, if you can't communicate in English, that's better because you won't ask me a bunch of stupid questions. I can use Google translate into Mongolian so you will have something to work from (assuming you are a real mongoloid).

This work should take someone talented around 30 mins, so that would be $2. I prefer if you pay me by PayPal. Yes, you will pay to work for me for 30 minutes, because this project will change your life.

Two words. Guestbook spam.

Fax me your CVs.
 


Also, I need someone who can code in Hebrew PHP. All of the code has to be RTL. My interpreter is an orthodox Rabbi.

And, Python programmers should stop PMing me. I'm afraid of snakes.
 
I can't bear to watch this so I'll help out:

Download DITY (did I tell you)
its an old old guestbook spammer. It comes with prebuilt in footprints and you can add your own.
Here's the 2.0 version which works currently (or so i've heard).
http://elifactory.com/dity/dity.rar
 
Thanks Eli, I already have a working GB spammer. I need to mod it but decided to make this thread after reading through the posts in this forum.

Now if you have a working trackback spammer.... ;)
 
guerilla said:
My interpreter is an orthodox Rabbi.
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Great choice on the Orthodox model; I went with the Unorthodox Rabbi Interpreter (URI), and I wish I'd sprung for the upgrade. The Unorthodox version is unpaid, won't stop sending coupons to the network printer, and prints out a bunch of PHP_WARN and PHP_UNSOLICITED_ADVICE messages in my logs.

I'd like to migrate to the paid Orthodox version soon, but where did you find a kosher motherboard? Also, have you run into a "circumcision error" when using cordless mice?
 
guerilla said:
Thanks Eli, I already have a working GB spammer. I need to mod it but decided to make this thread after reading through the posts in this forum.

Now if you have a working trackback spammer.... ;)
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hit me up on aim or in the chat

why is it ON aim and IN chat and not IN AIM and ON chat? I don't get it
 
uplinked said:
I'd like to migrate to the paid Orthodox version soon, but where did you find a kosher motherboard? Also, have you run into a "circumcision error" when using cordless mice?
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This was so good, I couldn't come up with a reply. Kosher motherboard. I bet that's a niche somewhere.

stmadeveloper said:
Can I code it for you in Basic?
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I think that will run on the Commodore 64 Hostgator has my sites on.

Deliguy said:
hit me up on aim or in the chat
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You're ok for a bluehat. Thx.
 
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