Magic Bullet failed?

[de312]

Went to cancel my membership to Amish's magic bullet, because it had absolutely no information worth 3200$.

Got this email back,


---------- Forwarded message ----------

We can process your credit card right here. If you don't mind me
asking, why have you decided to cancel. As you know you are still
within the trial period, so you can take full advantage of the product
for another 2 full weeks, and if you think you need more time than
that, I can also extend that time frame for you. To make this
purchase a "no-brainer" for you, I would like to offer you a special
deal which knocks off your next 2 payments. You will only be charged
for 50% of the original price and I will add in the bonuses. There is
quite a lot of information coming out along with the new version so
this will be an advantage for you. If you feel that this is of
interest contact me tmrw at 800.xxx.1577 or email me at
xxx@ymultimedia.com. Either way contact me and if you want the
refund still then I will process this asap. Thanks

Ticket Details
===================
Ticket ID:
Department: General
Priority: Low
Status: Closed



Must be getting pretty desperate over there since everybody is probably refunding.

 

[Joint Venture]

That's a typical returns script. Checkout Mike Hill's CPA Tsunami to see where they got it from.

 

[de312]

Is that just kinda generic loss prevention. We might as well make 1600$ than 0?

 

[amateursurgeon]

Seems like good marketing to me. This is pretty much what wireless providers do when you phone up to move your mobile contract.

 

[cheshire]

Loss mitigation, he'd be a shitty businessman if he didn't do it.

 

[BigWill]

dumb fuck

 

[eVandals]

ya what the fuck were you thinking.

 

[emthree]

That's good to see that they've kept their word and are willing to work with you. Did the program at least have enough substance which can lead to you making the 3k back within a reasonable amount of time?

 

[de312]

The program really didnt have anything special. It was all things anyone who's being doing this for more than a month would know.

 

[Koschei]

PM details to Barman. This is a story made for PPC.BZ

 

[papajohn56]

The program really didnt have anything special. It was all things anyone who's being doing this for more than a month would know.

I thought the software was the biggest reason people bought it.

 

[kingfish]

WTF did you think he could possibly have in there worth $3200? A verified directory of sluts who love to suck dick and can be at your house in 15 minutes?

 

[iliketurtles]

We demand a PPC.bz post for this.

 

[Magic Hat]

WTF did you think he could possibly have in there worth $3200? A verified directory of sluts who love to suck dick and can be at your house in 15 minutes?

This. How many months did you stick around, exactly?

 

[gdubs12345]

because it had absolutely no information worth 3200$.

No shit, why do people fall for this every single time

 

[dodgy]

WTF did you think he could possibly have in there worth $3200? A verified directory of sluts who love to suck dick and can be at your house in 15 minutes?

Winner.....seriously...whats with people these days...

 

[somebody]

PM details to Barman. This is a story made for PPC.BZ

Check ppc.bz's blogroll first.

 

[BrynYoungblut]

From what I heard they did over 5 mil in a day so I don't think they are hurtin too bad.

 

[EricVorheese]

From what I heard they did over 5 mil in a day so I don't think they are hurtin too bad.

And this guy was one of the ppl who helped them do it. If others are asking for their money back like he did, how much of that 5 mil do you think they're gonna keep?

 

[Koschei]

Check ppc.bz's blogroll first.

He slammed Magic Bullet when it launched.