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My shitty myspace site is making 10 a day with me doing nothing. I am going to be a millionaire within a year.
 


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Jon said:
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I will look at your perfect ass all day long you damn attention whore.

Side Note: I went out with a really hot suburban chick tonight. Huge tities and a beautiful face. She had quite a large torso though. She was a shitty kisser compared to the bi-sexual city girl I went out with last night. I asked this bi-sexual last night what her 3 biggest passions are in life. I kid you not. Here were here answers:

1. Sex. Sexi is definetly my biggest passion. I responded, "Im not gonna say I dont like that." She is a sex psychologist.
2. Traveling
3. Some other bullshit - I was still thinking about answer number 1.

My dating life is killing my fucking internet making capabilities. I seriously need a girlfriend so I can stop hunting for girls. That website PlentyofFish actually has some decent quality on it. I like making jokes about how ghetto it is, it makes girls feel more comfortable.
 
katoved said:
I will look at your perfect ass all day long you damn attention whore.

Side Note: I went out with a really hot suburban chick tonight. Huge tities and a beautiful face. She had quite a large torso though. She was a shitty kisser compared to the bi-sexual city girl I went out with last night. I asked this bi-sexual last night what her 3 biggest passions are in life. I kid you not. Here were here answers:

1. Sex. Sexi is definetly my biggest passion. I responded, "Im not gonna say I dont like that." She is a sex psychologist.
2. Traveling
3. Some other bullshit - I was still thinking about answer number 1.

My dating life is killing my fucking internet making capabilities. I seriously need a girlfriend so I can stop hunting for girls. That website PlentyofFish actually has some decent quality on it. I like making jokes about how ghetto it is, it makes girls feel more comfortable.
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Hehe, so it's on plentyoffish.com you find the girls?
 
katoved said:
She had quite a large torso though.
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Haha, you don't hear that too often. It's like a half nice way of saying she was big boned. I could see it in a Seinfeld episode.
 
Ben said:
Haha, you don't hear that too often. It's like a half nice way of saying she was big boned. I could see it in a Seinfeld episode.
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I could see him in a bar walking up to a girl and going..

"Hey baby.. you have a really hot torso.."

I dunno.. seems like a serial killer pick up line.
 
Lol, here is a photo of some chicks that I picked up in Vegas. It was a bachelorete party. This is the line I used: "Hey girls! I've got some wedding advice for you!" They responded what is it? I said, "Shots!!!!" We then proceeded to party with them for about 8 hrs till 10 am. Then the bachelorette came back to my room at the MGM. Did her in the in-ground hot tub. It was tight. The girl last night was really beautiful. She did have a large circumference and diameter though.

http://www.barryprevor.com/wfpic.JPG

Yes, and it was quite possible the bachelorete was pregnant!! Haahahaha, didnt notice it till looking at this pic. But, I dont think she was. Just slouching in this photo. Enjoy WF members!
 
haha, i dont think it's funny that you block out your faces, but i think it's funny how...i dont even know why. the black oval is just cracking me up
 
yeah, i was wondering that too. you should have blocked out your whole body or something=D or put a two randomn pillars where your bodies are.
 
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