Mangagement Rings

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Women have somehow convinced their fiancés that they should wear engagement rings.

The Rise of the Man-gagement Ring - by Samantha Zabell


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I cringe whenever I see a guy's wedding band, which is essentially a brand like the kind used on cattle to signify ownership. But a "mangagement ring?"

Good grief.


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I cringe whenever I see a guy's wedding band, which is essentially a brand like the kind used on cattle to signify ownership. But a "mangagement ring?"

Good grief.
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It turns out that most men are pussies.

Except on the internet. Then they're all badasses.
 
Let's not be too hasty in judging mangagement rings. Granted this goes against tradition, but I think it would be exciting to:

1) get engaged.

2) receive mangagement ring.

and

3) flaunt it in front of all the old flames, nude dudes, rude dudes, hunks, beef cakes, and sensitive emos.

It's a must-have accessory.
 
Andrew Scherer said:
what did you say bitch? fuck you

meet me IRL, any time any place

I'll buy you a beer and compliment your wardrobe
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And I will meekly show you the scar from the mangagement ring I once wore.

The scar, mind you, will look like my balls were cut off, no matter what I thought at the time.

The only way out was gay, but I guess that's why we're all here.
 
Women are more concerned with security than men... so:

Someone should put out a site selling 'mangagement rings' with a strong up sell for monthly extended warranty for only: $1.27/month

Get those suckers on rebill boys; there be gold in tharn there hills!

You could even have a double or tripple upsell by selling separate extended guarantee and replacement service for Pre and Post Wedding

I can see the ads now;

1 Weird Trick to Keep your Man

A new Secret to Fidelity

Don't let this Happen with 1 easy trick;
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Lost my wedding ring in the ocean. Getting a new one has been at the bottom of my priorities. I've never understood the appeal of jewelry.
 
We could even put a mangagement ring out for the religious folks that is blessed by a priest. With the extended monthly cost for warranty plus an extra up-sell of having a priest 'pray away' any influences that could cause him to be unfaithful.

Yeah I know, my ideas suck. That's what I get for drinking too much lately.
 
Maybe I could put out a video that women could show their fiancee explaining why mangagement rings are a good idea? That way we could promote the mangagement idea with the monthly rebilling...
 
greenleaves said:
Maybe I could put out a video that women could show their fiancee explaining why mangagement rings are a good idea? That way we could promote the mangagement idea with the monthly rebilling...
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You could do that.

But fuck... it'd be like watching snuff videos for a living.
 
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