Maryland Zombie Student Eats Housemate's Heart and Brain

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Sheriff: Maryland student, 21, admits eating housemate's heart, part of brain - CNN.com

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We should wait until we have all of the facts before rushing to judgment.

Well there has been a big uptick in actual cannibal / zombie acts as of late. I would be playing Left 4 Dead to brush up on your zombie killing skills because it looks like shit is going down.
 
Well there has been a big uptick in actual cannibal / zombie acts as of late. I would be playing Left 4 Dead to brush up on your zombie killing skills because it looks like shit is going down.

..or maybe they decided to just start covering them? kinda like how for a span of several months a few years ago they started covering live air plane malfunctions with landing gear and shit, even though it happens all the time.
 
..or maybe they decided to just start covering them? kinda like how for a span of several months a few years ago they started covering live air plane malfunctions with landing gear and shit, even though it happens all the time.

Airplanes are one thing, but we are talking about fucking zombies here. That's not something you can fuck around with. I would start prepping immediately.