Men, Do... Not... Marry.

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JakeStratham

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Think of this as a public service announcement. Read: Get a Collie, Not a Wife:

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Guys marry for bad reasons. When it comes to women, we have less judgment than bugs in a moonshine bottle. Guys marry charm. They marry a sweet smile, a perky toss of the chin. They marry clear skin and bright eyes, soft lips, warm hands. They marry curves in a pretty print dress and silken hair that smells like warm milk and new-mown grass. (Maybe that's straining the language. Steinbeck or somebody said it.) Men marry necking on back roads with crickets creaking in the woods and warm breezes and Sally is just so unspeakably wonderful they can't do without her.

Men marry illusion.
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Willy Bill very likely will get divorced, which will very likely be Sally's idea, and she will get the kids with virtual certainty. Further (and he won't believe it in the full flood of hormonal misjudgment) she will in all likelihood use them against him. Even if not, she'll remarry and move to the other end of the country, and he will be lucky if he sees the kids a week at Christmas. Willy Bill now faces fifteen years of child support for children he will barely know. At best Sally will be heartless about it, at worst vengeful. The courts will support her every step of the way.
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The way to avoid the morass is simply not to marry. Thanks to the Sexual Revolution, guys don't have to. Find one you like and live with her. If you get along, keep on living together. Maybe you will have a long, happy life together. It happens.
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Fred's great. He cut through a lot of politically-correct bullshit. He says a lot of things that guys think, but are afraid to say aloud. Example? Excerpt from here:

...heterosexual males have an intense, clamoring, damned near irresistible interest in female flesh, certainly including that of semi-denuded girls of fourteen. Any man who denies this is lying through his teeth, and all the rest of us males know it. If you add that girls fairly early learn to provoke such interest, sometimes making a game of it before they are old enough to quite understand what they are doing, you have a recipe for trouble. Society generally is wise enough not to allow men to be tempted by excessively young females. Most men would successfully resist. Some wouldn't. We all understand this.
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Rexibit said:
Jake, which woman fucked you over recently, man? We can mess up her Facebook page or something for you.
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lol thanks for the offer, Rexibit. Made me laugh. :)

I was fucked over once. In high school. That was a long time ago. I've been with my current woman for years, and have never been happier. She's got a brain, and that's key.

But I cringe at the bullshit guys put themselves through over girls. I've never understood why guys marry. Breasts and vaginas are only interesting for awhile. Then, what?
 
I like the idea of marriage. Not because of that fluffy emotional bullshit.

But because I think it's socially responsible. Or it was socially responsible at one time in the past. And it's ingrained in me. Looking at my parents and grandparents and the institution of family that I was raised in.

Of course, none of this legally sanctioned abuse against men was ingrained in me.

Which makes for an interesting conundrum. What are my options?
 
Ar Scion said:
I like the idea of marriage. Not because of that fluffy emotional bullshit.

But because I think it's socially responsible. Or it was socially responsible at one time in the past. And it's ingrained in me. Looking at my parents and grandparents and the institution of family that I was raised in.

Of course, none of this legally sanctioned abuse against men was ingrained in me.

Which makes for an interesting conundrum. What are my options?
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I think it just depends on the people, really. As a kid and teenager, I would have never thought my sister would make a good mother or wife, but after she got knocked up the first time, something changed. She is married with three kids and is an awesome mom and wife. So fuck if I know what that means, but it doesn't always end up bad.
 
But because I think it's socially responsible.
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What does this even mean? The only responsibility to society in this context should be to raise your future kids well, and you can do that just as well unmarried.
 
Calamity said:
What does this even mean? The only responsibility to society in this context should be to raise your future kids well, and you can do that just as well unmarried.
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Court still strip you of custody and stick you with child support, even if you're not married.
 
Fuck that noise, getting married is the best thing I've ever done.
 
Thank you JakeStratham for being our advocate. I'll be certain to divorce my wife over the new findings you've shared.

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homos can't get married, therefore wickedfire's member base is in no danger.
 
JakeStratham said:
.heterosexual males have an intense, clamoring, damned near irresistible interest in female flesh, certainly including that of semi-denuded girls of fourteen. Any man who denies this is lying through his teeth, and all the rest of us males know it. If you add that girls fairly early learn to provoke such interest, sometimes making a game of it before they are old enough to quite understand what they are doing, you have a recipe for trouble. Society generally is wise enough not to allow men to be tempted by excessively young females. Most men would successfully resist. Some wouldn't. We all understand this.
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So does this mean we can count on you to start the great Skittles Thread Part III?
 
JakeStratham said:
Breasts and vaginas are only interesting for awhile. Then, what?
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uhhhhh, after a long day at work i look forward to going home and rubbing my wifes breasts and playing with her vagina. it never gets old.

that is why you need to marry a chick that is hot and always makes you horny! I feel for you dude!
 
Awesome Jake, awesome. +repped.

Before Marriage-
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage? Simply read again from bottom to top.
 
Government = Pimp
Marriage = Pimp approved prostitution

I'd say fuck the pimp, deal with the hoes straight

As for social responsibility, the world need more capitalists. Get rich bang bitch, and that's the most socially responsible thing anyone can do for himself and the whole world
 
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