Met them most awesome chick the other day.

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Ive been thinking to myself that I want to meet a "Crunchy" (no B.O.) chick.

So of course I met probably one of the five most beautiful women I have ever laid eyes on in my life.


  • Crunchy. OMFG is she crunchy.
  • Together.
  • It bears repeating that she is beautiful
This is one of my "beach girls"; the kind of girl you think about cashing out of life and moving to the beach somewhere with.

Does god have a sense of humor?

I'm going to enjoy screwing this up.

I'll keep this thread open as a practical guide on relationship self-destruction.

TIA.
 


Aequitas said:
[/list]You know you could just say she is fat instead of making everyone wonder what the hell Crunchy means.

We won't befriend you for going after a fat chick we will just laugh at you harder haha.
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Not what I meant at all. This is definitely a subjective thing, but to me, shes perfect.
 
Crunchy? Tell her she might want to get that checked out. And do go nailing that, we'd hate to hear your dick fell off.
 
personally i dont like when my girls remind me of sausage and pepperoni

but whatever floats your boat man!
 
I know what you're talking about. A good buddy of mine met this amazingly cool, gorgeous chick. She's kinda hippy: mushroom tea, artist, etc. but no bearded-pits.

He quit his job and they moved to Bend, Oregon. I think they're living rent free in her brother's house (bro doesn't live there). Magnificent bastard.

Oh and good luck or whatever :D
 
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