Miracle Bullshit Water: Cures Cancer, Erases Debt & Defeats Addiction!

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Garrett

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LOL this has to be the most fraudulent infomercial I've ever seen! Just by writing a check and drinking Miracle Spring Water, you can....

Cure yourself of all your physical ailments
Completely erase your debt and enjoy a massive windfall!
Fuck 2 Girls at the same time!

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Wow... the FTC is gonna love this guy tenderly.
 


Wow... the FTC is gonna love this guy tenderly.
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I doubt it.

If they cared about people believing in miracles and eternal life in heaven every church in the country would be shut down.

What's scary is this probably converts really, really well.

Miracle water rebills FTW.
 
Derren Brown mentions him in "Miracles For Sale"

Skip to 24:42

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYjgeayfYPI]Derren Brown - Miracles for Sale - YouTube[/ame]

BTW somebody make a clip out of 42:49 to 42:56 for the lulz
 
scottspfd82 said:
I doubt it.

If they cared about people believing in miracles and eternal life in heaven every church in the country would be shut down.

What's scary is this probably converts really, really well.

Miracle water rebills FTW.
Click to expand...

Advertising a cure for cancer is pretty much the #1 thing you are not allowed to claim though.

ayzo said:
Derren Brown mentions him in "Miracles For Sale"

Skip to 24:42

Derren Brown - Miracles for Sale - YouTube

BTW somebody make a clip out of 42:49 to 42:56 for the lulz
Click to expand...

gonna check this out, thanks!
 
I placed an order to get one of my own. the water is Free just as they say on the video

but you gotta pay $87 for the bottle it comes in.
 
Something similar, although not religion related, sells pretty well where I live. It's called EM - Effective Microorganisms, a liquid containing a mix of bacteria that is grown on fermented fruit. It was originally intended for soil remediation where farmers had ruined their soil, and it is actually effective for that purpose.

But now they sell it to treat polluted water, stagnant flood waters, and as a general purpose fertlizer. Tests have shown it actually makes stagnant water worse by decreasing dissolved oxygen, and in healthy soils it damages the already rich microbiotic makeup.

Then the developer, a Japanese scientist, came out and said it has even more uses. He says you can drink it and it will prevent cancer. And you can paint it on the walls of your home where it will convert "bad" electromagnetic radiation to "good" electromagnetic radiation.

No FTC over here boys. You can claim anything about anything. As long as nobody gets hurt from what you sell them the cops never come.
 
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