This is my own (real) sick life:
I was watching the morning news the other day when a story was shown about monkeys that help the handicapped.
I turned to my wife and said, "If I am ever paralyzed, please do not leave me alone in the room with a monkey". I could only envision my screams as it groomed me.
I was watching the morning news the other day when a story was shown about monkeys that help the handicapped.
I turned to my wife and said, "If I am ever paralyzed, please do not leave me alone in the room with a monkey". I could only envision my screams as it groomed me.