Back by soon to be popular demand, Gerb0131 aka Chris Gerber aka the content Atlas. Producing you attention grabbing, eye catching, and groin grabbingly good
- sales copy
- blog content
- press releases
- ebooks
- anything else your creative and writing needs desire.
New and improved, with a Bachelors of Arts in English, I'm here to bring you my native English skills, all the way from the shores of the Mississippi in Minneapolis, MN. With 100% original content bred within my own mind, painfully wrestled onto the page, and delivered dripping and moist to your inbox fast. Like, really really fast. So fast, you'll think I had it prepared for you before you even ordered. Which I didn't, because like I said, 100% original.
You'll say this content is so good, it should be taught in English literature classes in Phnom Penh, if they even have any.
Technical writing so smooth you'll have a pregnant just reading it.
Creative writing so sassy it comes with a saucy friend named Latisha.
And research so in-depth, your readers will actually think I know what I (or you, I don't need any credit, just money) am/are talking about.
"How do I know you're any good, 'Atlas'? Give me free review copies!" I say nay! I am willing to throw out some sample articles and even do work for a couple members with pretty high iTrader numbers for dirt cheap ($1/100 for up to 400 words for two members).
If you're skeptical, check out my reviews from buyers. See how they adore me? You will, too. Check out my shitty website (Atlas Content) and download my resume and works from my portfolio. Stalk me. Then realize how great my content is in a burst of inspiration and send me an email requesting an order of 20,000 words.
Standard content (Anything but press releases and sales copy) is $2.50/100 words. Kinda steep in this economy? Well, I offer bulk discounts of on orders 6,000 words or more. Still too much? Well, I can't go any cheaper, I got bills to pay, baby, loans to pay back, and an imaginary baby mama hounding about child support that I just made up. I even do sales copy and press releases only $1.00 more at $3.50/100 words. What an honor!
I've written across a variety of niches, from children's toys to e-cigarettes, fitness to fat pills, and all types of video games and tech. Anything you need; I'll write about it. Well, almost anything. There's a few topics I don't touch.
- If it's illegal in the U.S., I probably won't write about it. You can ask if you like, and it's the right topic I might take it, but I don't feel up to the task of flooding my internet history with cp and whatever else you can come up with.
- Anything really fucking weird. Like, hentai flash games. There's some things I'd just rather not have to research and review.
Any other writing work you need done that falls outside of those main categories can be priced based on type, length, amount of research, and for how long I can make it appear I know what I'm talking about.
Send me a PM, contact me through my website, or yell my name really loud, so we can talk about the details of your next content order!
TL: DR? $2.50/100 words with bulk discounts, from a native English speaker, with a B.A. in English.