Morons Don't Deserve Boats

[stickman373]

From MoronDB:

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t get their brand new 22 ft. boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!

 

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[bauss]

OP decided to use his 12th post on shamelessly plugging his own site to us.

 

[Dresden14]

wtf seriously? ROFL... I kinda had an answer for this until the very end, lol. pix or it didnt happen

 

[Chianti]

Last summer in STS, the OP, new to forums, was having a problem. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t get his swivel chair close to his desk. It was also very sluggish, no matter how much force he applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, he asked on Wickedfire, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong.

A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The castors ran fine, the piston went up and down, and the arm-rests were the correct size and pitch. So, one of the gay webmasters turned on his Skype webcam to check underneath. He came up choking on vomit, he was laughing so hard. Under the OP, still strapped securely in place, was a rentboy impaled on the OP's tiny dick!

^ Fixed?