According to a 2005 Patent authored by Matt Cutts, Google will be tracking user's mouse patterns to help rank web pages beginning in January. Active mouse-over in certain content areas will result in higher rankings for that content while mouse idle-times will result in a rating penalty. The algorithmic change is already in place.
It's a well-known verifiable fact that 83% of mouses need to be re-calibrated. Visiting your own page with a poorly calibrated mouse will throw off the ranking and may result in your pages being penalized.
To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the capital G below, then drag it toward the small g.
If it doesn't work immediately, you might want to clean your mouse, as the calibration is off.
It's a well-known verifiable fact that 83% of mouses need to be re-calibrated. Visiting your own page with a poorly calibrated mouse will throw off the ranking and may result in your pages being penalized.
To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the capital G below, then drag it toward the small g.
If it doesn't work immediately, you might want to clean your mouse, as the calibration is off.
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