My Chimpanzee!!!!

[kdempsey]

Owner Says Chimp Attack Was "A Freak Thing" -- Courant.com

The dispatcher later asks, "Who's killing your friend?"

"My chimpanzee!" she cries.


You have to watch this whole video.

First the octuplets, then the 13 year old baby faced father, and now a pet chimpanzee who tore a woman's face off!! Unreal.

 

[Roddy]

That phone call is spooky! I never thought about chimps as dangerous pets before! Actually I never thought about chimps as pets!

I'd still rather go and visit someone who had a pet chimp than a doberman or any of them big dogs that make you shit yourself when they look at you though!

 

[Infinite Keith]

Chimps are brutal.

This happened in 2005.

Gruesome chimp attack doesn't surprise experts - U.S. news- msnbc.com

On Friday, authorities continued to investigate how two chimps at an animal sanctuary escaped from their cage and mauled St. James Davis, 62. They were shot to death during Thursday’s attack by the son-in-law of the sanctuary’s owners, Virginia and Ralph Brauer.

The chimps chewed off most of Davis’ face, tore off his foot and attacked his limbs and genitals. Davis was transported to Loma Linda University Medical Center, where he had surgery late Thursday night.

 

[Rage9]

Wow, "It just ripped her face off, I think she's dead"

wow.

 

[kdempsey]

Wow, "It just ripped her face off, I think she's dead"

wow.

As a side note, her friend is not dead, but in critical condition.... for now. How terrible!

 

[dreamache]

they go for the face, the hands, and the nads. i remember watching about it on animal planet i think. they're evil as fuck.

 

[Fatbat]

Well, what do you expect when someone keeps a 200 pound wild animal with the intelligence of a 5 year old and the strength of 3 to 5 men caged most of its life? It should come as no surprise when it eventually goes berserk. Think back to when you were 5 and think how shitty it was to be confined to your room when you were grounded. Now imagine that for just about every day of your life. I'd kill my parents too.

She supposedly dosed it up on Xanax cause it was acting unruly. Then it let itself out of its cage with a key. Fucking brilliant. If only I'd thought of that.