My Girl May Be Pregnant

[Bad Duck]

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Lets hope this does not happen.
Too freaked out to explain.

 

[therookie]

Good luck bros....

 

[justo_tx]

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Isn't that what caused the problem in the first place?

 

[m0rtal]

lol virgin webmasters can't get girls pregnant you silly goose, it's not yours.

 

[ayzo]

If you'd just turn gay you wouldn't have this problem

 

[BlokBlok]

You have options

 

[pfgannon]

inb4 abortion

 

[kingscotty38]

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[Agent Star]

Isn't that what caused the problem in the first place?

I just peed a little laughing hard..

 

[HiGhPeR]

Gay couples cant make babies.

 

[Dresden14]

lol....... sux

 

[sumohax0r]

Oh sorry baby, I was practicing my Goku punch, wait what? pregnant?....

not any more....




JK







But seriously...

 

[MyOwnDemon]

You're fucked dude.

 

[Rage9]

inb4 abortion

Just get it done. Fuck all the soccer loving, Jesus loving, hippies. If an embryo dies, who really gives a shit? In b4 people all like "it's still a life form".

Also been there. Have fun walking on glass shards for a month or three. Next time wrap that shit up or get the bitch on the pill or have a supply of morning after pills or all of the above.

Condoms are less expensive than children. Bet you never forget a rubber again.

 

[sirpiek]

Maybe you should change your "Location"....LOL...

Seriously, that really sucks if it's not planned! Good luck man.

 

[blogspotter]

You know that this mean your Girl Fucked someone right?

 

[Telboy]

Inb4coathanger

 

[Vigor]

Just get it done. Fuck all the soccer loving, Jesus loving, hippies. If an embryo dies, who really gives a shit? In b4 people all like "it's still a life form".

Also been there. Have fun walking on glass shards for a month or three. Next time wrap that shit up or get the bitch on the pill or have a supply of morning after pills or all of the above.

Condoms are less expensive than children. Bet you never forget a rubber again.

Children don't even get a sense of individuality in the first couple years anyways.

Nothing of value is lost, and if your worried about spreading your genes forget about it. Due to compounding generations, in a relatively short amount of time your genes don't mean a damn thing.

 

[AustinP]

Children don't even get a sense of individuality in the first couple years anyways.

Nothing of value is lost, and if your worried about spreading your genes forget about it. Due to compounding generations, in a relatively short amount of time your genes don't mean a damn thing.

Words of wisdom right there.

 

[TylerDurden]

I said the exact same thing when a girl I USED TO date told me she was pregnant. I swore a lot, cried a bit, and went on a drunken sex binge for a week. Today I was just thinking about how cute my son is and couldn't imagine him not being in my life.