My new conspiracy theory about Sandy

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What if hurricane Sandy was created by HAARP so that Obama can receive a last minute campaign boost by reminding voters that Romney wants to do away with FEMA.

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What if hurricane Sandy was created by HAARP so that Obama can receive a last minute campaign boost by reminding voters that Romney wants to do away with FEMA.
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Well, that would work if FEMA was remotely efficient. FEMA won't actually accomplish anything until weeks after the disaster hit. They have phone calls to ignore and free aid to turn away. That shit takes time man.
 
1.HAARP intentionally fucks with atmoshere to create extreme weather events.
2.Politicians and Media point to extreme weather and claim global warming.
3.?????
4.Profit.
 
What if hurricane Sandy was created by HAARP so that Obama can receive a last minute campaign boost
While in office Obama has visited NYC dozens of times for fundraising (even for a famous "date" with his wife) - but in the wake of Sandy with 40+ dead, millions lost power, tens of thousands newly homeless?

No visit.

And there is pure fury around here about the decision to run NYC's marathon this Sunday. I hear rumors Staten Islanders are going to try and prevent the start of the race.

So, I think this is closer to a mini-Katrina than an Obama triumph. And I should know, I'm a refugee from a new Manhattan neighborhood called "SoPo" Photo by shayna121 • Instagram
 
The fact is, yes - we can make it rain. Yes, HAARP is designed to play games with the atmosphere.

But wheres the evidence that we have the technology available to actually create a fucking hurricane that is the size of Europe???...


... I'm pretty sure most people have no idea how much energy would need to be involved to do that. I certainly dont, but i know it'd be a fucking lot.
 
The best part about this thread was the fact that I totally said everything tongue-in-cheek. Of course I don't believe in manmade hurricanes. If not for any for any other reason than the fact that the world has an average manmade energy output of about 15 terrawatts a year. Again thats for the whole year. An average size hurricane produces 200 times that amount every day it exists above a catagory 1.

If you were to take our most powerful nuclear explosion and detonate it right in the center of a hurricane, it would be the equivalent of spitting onto a sizzling hot pan.

You guys are funny.
 
While in office Obama has visited NYC dozens of times for fundraising (even for a famous "date" with his wife) - but in the wake of Sandy with 40+ dead, millions lost power, tens of thousands newly homeless?

No visit.
Hmm. Just guessing, but maybe it has something to do with the lack of functioning airport, no way to drive on a shitload of the roads, and buildings collapsing around you.

I dunno about you, but that kinda makes NYC lose its appeal to me.

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The best part about this thread was the fact that I totally said everything tongue-in-cheek. Of course I don't believe in manmade hurricanes. If not for any for any other reason than the fact that the world has an average manmade energy output of about 15 terrawatts a year. Again thats for the whole year. An average size hurricane produces 200 times that amount every day it exists above a catagory 1.

If you were to take our most powerful nuclear explosion and detonate it right in the center of a hurricane, it would be the equivalent of spitting onto a sizzling hot pan.

You guys are funny.

15 terrawatts per year? funky unit brah