My Restroom Experience Today On Campus

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I'm going to share with you guys my restroom experience today on campus:

I head to the restroom because I feel a little turtle coming through and I figured I would let the fucker out, After getting situated and being the releasing of my poop, A guy walks in and comes into the stall next to mine and my first reaction is I am pissed because now I have to act completely silent and hope hes just peeing.
But that was not the case.

Random Guy: I've been waiting for this all day man.

(At this point I am hoping hes on the phone or something, but yet again, that was not the case)

Random Guy: How are you doing over there?

(I now know he is trying to strike a conversation with me and I am pissed)


Me: I'm doing.

Random Guy: Whats your major?

Me: *Facepalm* Mechanical Engineering

Random Guy: Oh nice, that's a tough major. What made you choose that?

(Please note at this time I am completely dumbfounded that this prick is trying to start a conversation with me while we both have our pants down, taking a shit not 2 feet from each other. I also still have my hand over my face)


Me: I just enjoy the engineering field.

Random Guy: Makes sense, How long have you been going to school?

Me: *I am now flicking this mother fucker off with both hands, but of course he can't see me*

Me: Not too long.

I then realize I have to get out of this mother fucker before some shit goes down.

So I clean up and head out to the next restroom and finish.

Hope you all enjoyed my experience, And if you are a guy reading this. DO NOT FUCKING POOP NEXT TO ANOTHER GUY POOPING.

Rule #1 of the guys restroom.
 


Why wouldn't your first answer be "I'm taking a shit, bro"? Tell the fucker he's a weirdo, let it rip, and never see him again.
 
I was working at a construction site years ago and saw a guy using the urinal like this. I was shocked.

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Sounds like a creature comfort.

Go live a little and that won't be that big of a deal anymore.
 
im same way...i dont even like people in the same building as me

its all the mind...

on the other hand some people NEED to talk/do something whilst going in order to calm themselves.
 
Well OP sounds like you've met Good Guy Greg.

You could have asked for anything but you blew your chance and the rest of your life is just misery.

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You're making progress OP. It's a big step to be able to post while others are posting in the same place. Congrats on #17. Once you hit the milestone of 20, that newly found confidence should transfer over to the restroom. Good luck.
 
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