need some funny shit to do at work

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Ok i'm bored and i need some funny shit to do at work that may or may not piss off the coworkers, actually ya stuff that will piss them off.

i'm tired of sleeping 8 hours i figured pissing people off would be more productive.


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when stupid co-workers run off to lunch, do a screen grab of their desktop and then remove all the icons from their desktop and set the screen grab as their wallpaper.

get into their Microsoft Word and adjust their Autocorrect so that every time they type the word "the" and replaces it with the phrase "I'm a dumbass"

Then shoot yourself and watch them all freak out
 
Cover their desk with paper cups. Staple them all together at the brim. Fill them with water.

Get a wireless mouse, plug the receiver into the back of their computer. Every once in a while move the mouse around.

Ctrl-alt-up arrow and ctrl-alt-down arrow will turn his screen upside down.

Tape down the switch-hook on their phone, then call them.

Change their mouse pointer to the hourglass.

left-al + left-shift + print screen turns on high contrast mode.

Mod his hosts file to block access to any website you want.

right-click your pal’s icon to Internet Explorer or some other commonly used program. Edit the properties and change the target to: “%windir%\system32\shutdown.exe -r -t 00″ Now, every time your buddy tries to run IE, his machine will mysteriously restart. You could put this in the start-up folder if you are really evil.

Swap the mouse buttons.
 
medicalhumor said:
when stupid co-workers run off to lunch, do a screen grab of their desktop and then remove all the icons from their desktop and set the screen grab as their wallpaper.
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This one is classic. Don't forget to hide the toolbar...critical component to pulling this one off.
 
DewChugr said:
Tape down the switch-hook on their phone, then call them.
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or better yet... get some clear tape and put it over the speaker receiver only....so whoever they talk too, it sounds realllyyyy low.... and in no time they'll be yelling really loudly into the phone.

good times.
 
Zip tie them to their chairs. Go through their belt loop to the back of the chair, then call them saying so and so needs them. Ah...good times in high school.
 
DewChugr said:
Cover their desk with paper cups. Staple them all together at the brim. Fill them with water.

Get a wireless mouse, plug the receiver into the back of their computer. Every once in a while move the mouse around.

Ctrl-alt-up arrow and ctrl-alt-down arrow will turn his screen upside down.

Tape down the switch-hook on their phone, then call them.

Change their mouse pointer to the hourglass.

left-al + left-shift + print screen turns on high contrast mode.

Mod his hosts file to block access to any website you want.

right-click your pal’s icon to Internet Explorer or some other commonly used program. Edit the properties and change the target to: “%windir%\system32\shutdown.exe -r -t 00″ Now, every time your buddy tries to run IE, his machine will mysteriously restart. You could put this in the start-up folder if you are really evil.

Swap the mouse buttons.
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i just ran the shutdown script i made in high school. wonder how long it's gonna take for them to realize it was me that shutdown 20 computers in the office

a couple more minutes it'll hit them again then wait 5 minutes and try another 20
 
Simple, change your co-workers ringtones to the following, hide their phones in the gaps behind their desk drawers or the air vent then ring them constantly or during meetings.
[ame=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NIREnZnREHg]YouTube - Office joke Video[/ame]
 
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