Nigerian Tosser Scams reach new low

[nkobend]

The single celled amoeba that pressed 'send' on this one is no doubt busy dividing as we speak. They really don't come much dumber than this.

EXCEPT... it got past my spam filters!

 

[faceblogger]

Today I received one "Beautiful Russian Lady looking for a serious relationship"

 

[seous]

Lulz. I get worst one's than that. One said "hello sir; my name is abdullahrach malakhava" LOL.

@Faceblogger, I got it too... Wtf? Ehh whatever, if she's hot, I'll fuck her and leave before she wakes up.

 

[johnmatrix]

"boat catastrophe" actually made me laugh out loud.

 

[Otinsdale]

it makes me sad that even though my email has 16500 spam emails in it, not one of them ever has been from a little nigerian chap with a large sum of money in exchange for all my data...or a russian bride

 

[music4mic]

i'd really like to see a video on the workings behind these emails, lol. Are they seriously still 'converting' for these guys. I would think CPA would be easier...

 

[bricks_of_peace]

Lulz. I get worst one's than that. One said "hello sir; my name is abdullahrach malakhava" LOL.

@Faceblogger, I got it too... Wtf? Ehh whatever, if she's hot, I'll fuck her and leave before she wakes up.

you mean to tell me that you haven't heard about the study?

 

[asianpersuasian]

i'd really like to see a video on the workings behind these emails, lol. Are they seriously still 'converting' for these guys. I would think CPA would be easier...

I remember watching a YT vid about these scammers.. They are the highest earners in their community besides the elite. I think it said they get around 1 conv. a week which amounts to over a months + wages there.

 

[seous]

i'd really like to see a video on the workings behind these emails, lol. Are they seriously still 'converting' for these guys. I would think CPA would be easier...

This is what these scammers actually believe their monies would look like when they start: