I know I'm not the only one who enjoys hearing a good insult. Like a great joke, as long as it's creative and inspired, I don't care if it targets whites, blacks, Muslims, Christians, men, women, or even my mother.
But like horror and comedy films, a good insult is tough to do well.
With that in mind, I present North Korea's Central News Agency. Generally regarded as the loudspeaker for North Korea's diminutive leaders, it recently stepped up its insulting game.
An article published in the state-run paper had this to say about Obama:
That's disappointing. Pyongyang and his predecessors have been known to give Ahmadinejad a run for his money in the Crazy Dept. Fortunately, he was just warming up.
He went on to say that Obama:
That's not bad. The race thing is lazy, but at least Pyongyang isn't phoning it in.
There are a million Asian jokes, and almost as many communist jokes. But Obama, who loves to get a chuckle from the audience, can't lob any. It wouldn't be appropriate for the president.
That's gotta be frustrating. lol
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But like horror and comedy films, a good insult is tough to do well.
With that in mind, I present North Korea's Central News Agency. Generally regarded as the loudspeaker for North Korea's diminutive leaders, it recently stepped up its insulting game.
An article published in the state-run paper had this to say about Obama:
“He is a crossbreed with unclear blood.”
That's disappointing. Pyongyang and his predecessors have been known to give Ahmadinejad a run for his money in the Crazy Dept. Fortunately, he was just warming up.
He went on to say that Obama:
"...still has the figure of a monkey while the human race has evolved through millions of years.
“It would be perfect for Obama to live with a group of monkeys in the world’s largest African natural zoo and lick the bread crumbs thrown by spectators.”
That's not bad. The race thing is lazy, but at least Pyongyang isn't phoning it in.


There are a million Asian jokes, and almost as many communist jokes. But Obama, who loves to get a chuckle from the audience, can't lob any. It wouldn't be appropriate for the president.
That's gotta be frustrating. lol
Pyongyang - 1
Obama - 0

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