Not cool Jon... Not cool!

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wait wait. so you know what i just realized Jon. Right now im standing at work, at one of the top companies in the world, at Apple, at Atlantic City,.... i make less money a week then a hooker makes in a night in this town. tell me how fucked up that is!


p.s. im pimpin you out ho! now wheres my money bitch?????
 


Judging by the mad ADD ramble, I would concur that Diana is Jon's alter ego. (like you need anymore ego, Jon.)
 
1. mad at jon? because he's jewish and im not :(
2. hooker? jon will get mad if i take his clients and his herps
3. boobs? are sweet! ive got two of them
4. Im jon's man. disguised as Diana. my real name is roberto and his internet millions paid for my singapore sex change operation. he saved my penis in a jar and keeps it next to his bedpost!
5. maybe i am jon. maybe im not.
6. brig my nig? born and raise there, then moved to the mainland when i was five. i knows dat island mighty well i'd say!
7. jons ego size makes up for his penis size

8. <3 Jon
 
I need to rip a kitten's lungs out its asshole because of this post. yeah, it sucks, but sometimes you have to just say, "fuck it."

I have angry.

My purple chuffles our pulchritude.

Random are chimpanzee.

/smack
 
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