Obama making emergency announcement right now.

[khirz]

The White House

 

[metalshark]

im freaking out

 

[khirz]

Supposedly has to do with national security.

 

[danke]

Bin Laden is dead... Take that Hellblazer.

 

[FTC-Hater]

inb4 hellblazer says bin laden isn't dead

inb4 page 10

inb4 obama's approval ratings sky rocket

 

[metalshark]

I was hoping ALIENS!

 

[jeffrey]

It only took 10 mother fucking years

 

[Dwight Schrute]

BIN LADEN = DEAD!

 

[Magic Hat]

Osama is dead.

inb4 terrorist shitstorm.

 

[MikevanderHeijd]

killed by a U.S. bomb over a week ago, were waiting on DNA tests to confirm.. Bin Laden = teh dead!

 

[danke]

It only took 10 mother fucking years

What do you expect? It's not like the guy still uses Foursquare.

 

[crackp0t]

One of his daughters got assaulted after not tipping at Ruby Tuesdays. He's now suggesting no one ever tips again.

 

[SUP3RNOVA]

 

[jeffrey]

One of his daughters got assaulted after not tipping at Ruby Tuesdays. He's now suggesting no one ever tips again.

Gotta admit I laughed out loud.

 

[mgtarheels]

Is it over already?

 

[EricVonDoobie]

WE DID IT GUYS! BIN LADEN IS DEAD! WHOOOOHOOOOOO

 

[danke]

You have to wonder if he decided to do it now to shit on The Apprentice's ratings.

 

[clockwork84]

This stream isn't loading for me. Drudge is saying that bin Laden is dead. Probably died of natural causes. Inb4 "we got him," "mission accomplished."

*edit* Confirm that he died in an attack? Mission accomplished, bout time.

 

[megatabbers]

Didn't WikiLeaks release information that Al Queda had a nuke hidden somewhere in Europe which they were going to deploy in the event Bin Laden was killed?

 

[mgtarheels]

He's been dead for years, imo.