OK WF.. Plz allow me to borrow your collective marketing mind (again)

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Winston_McFail

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This is somewhat of a continuation of the thread where I asked you guys for ideas for a sales contest at my retail/department store work place..

Long story short.. I combined a couple of different ideas from the suggestions I received in that thread, and I totally kicked ass/rock starred it out at work. Thx gaiz, I really appreciate it.

Now things have escalated, lol, a key element of my contest was splitting up into two teams and having two different team captains.. and I intentionally designated a guy that everyone knows I've had some friction with in the past, as the leader of the other team... Risky I know, but it has fucking worked great and we're paced for a record month.. our desire to beat each other totally has the store rallying for their teams.

but... right at the end, one week left.. and them fuckers started cheating. They're incentivizing the sign up by giving away "damaged out" goods..

Now, this is explicitly against policy, but my opponent has been there for 20 years.. I've been there 6 months.. He can get away with tons more than I can, and knows when to push it, and when to back off.. basically.. right in the last leg of the contest he's hosing me down and about to absolutely kick my ass in my own contest..

Now, I realize I will still get credit for our rock star month BUT I don't want to lose to this fucking democrat, Obama votin punk ass beotch! lol.

Help WF.. I need ideas.. I will stop at nothing to win this.. I'm even considering offering free "photo websites" or something like that on craigslist, to anyone that will come get a card. Business is super slow... we've had tornado weather all week.

Any off the wall ideas, opinions, or whatever will be greatly appreciated.
 


Ass - sex sells

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bro, nobody gives a shit about your thread, some member just posted pics of his hot sis on another thread, haven't you heard??
 
I like the other guy better. If you couldn't figure out that you should be capitalizing on damaged goods, you don't deserve to win. I don't give a fuck about policy or your fagotty political preferences.
 
He did absolutely not cheat. He just outsmarted you, and you obviously failed to re-act to his attacks with a counter-attack.

OP, let me ask you a question. WF helped you last time, and you did good, do you want WF to help you this time again, and every time in the future you are in a tight situation? In the end, you get the paycheck, and you get all the credits from winning that shitty contest.

Either you start working and thinking on your own, or get off your fucking horse and your high-baller attitude.

I sincerely hope that the other guy wins.
Just my 2cents
 
@McFail = Take the 7 days off from WickedFire that I just graciously granted you, and figure out a plan. Wickedfire cannot win the Rent-A-Center "Sell More Couches Contest". YOU need to do that yourself, and you can't do it if you keep coming back here asking us how to sell more couches.

Here is how you sell more couches:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_t7GtXO6w]Always Be Closing - Glengarry Glen Ross (2/10) Movie CLIP (1992) HD - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Pu_JuPILw]Ben Affleck's 'Boiler Room' Speech [HD] - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF_iorX_MAw]Gordon Gekko "Greed is Good" Full Speech *read the description* - YouTube[/ame]

Now... Go get those steak knives!
 
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