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I just stumbled across this thread from earlier this year and had to laugh. Especially about the comment by CodeMonkey:

ASCII Boobs need love too! :love-smiley-013:

more where that came from

...or should I say, brought to you by people with way too much god damn time on their hands.
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Hey you affiliate marketers, that is MY personal site :)
The world is small, isn't it? I hope some of you horny bitches was also clicking on the ad on that page and signed up for a UseNext account to leech porn all day lol.

Btw. the gallery size (link in CodeMonkeys comment) more than trippled in size since the last thread. :)


p.s. I love that one the most...


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For more jerk off resources visit my ASCII Nudes Collection :anon.sml:and when you are done with that, you might want to check out the link in my signature and get back to business. :rasta:

Cheers!
 


Alright motherfucker, first of all... When you use the boobs icon, you need to post some real fucking tits. Nobody gives a rip about your nerdy jerk material.
Second of all, don't come in here on day 1 and start trying to promote your site.
Eat shit.
 
stack paper said:
Alright motherfucker, first of all... When you use the boobs icon, you need to post some real fucking tits. Nobody gives a rip about your nerdy jerk material.
Second of all, don't come in here on day 1 and start trying to promote your site.
Eat shit.
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LOL! This is the reason why his post was approved. :bowdown:
 
stack paper said:
Alright motherfucker, first of all... When you use the boobs icon, you need to post some real fucking tits. Nobody gives a rip about your nerdy jerk material.
Second of all, don't come in here on day 1 and start trying to promote your site.
Eat shit.
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What do you mean with "on day 1"?

Furthermore... The site with the ASCIIs is a personal site in a niche that is so niche that adsense has NO ads to show that make even remotely sense. The site is not even able to convert as much visitors to something than YouTube does.

I was posting here just for fun, I don't need to spam forums to promote a shitty banner farm.

The other site (sig) is also not my means of making a living, it pays for itself at least, but that was also not the purpose of the site. Anyhow, thanks for not checking and sorry that you have no taste for text art. I guess that kids of the Windows generation cannot relate to it anymore.

Cheers!
 
LotsOfZeros said:
I've seen you over at 5star

Carsten Cumbrowski
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Yeah, I post there less than I and Larwee like to, but a day has only 24 hours :)

I also have a WickedFire account for over a year now, but just noticed that I only had one post prior to the one today. I know that I was here more than once though :)
 
Cumbrowski.com said:
What do you mean with "on day 1"?

Furthermore... The site with the ASCIIs is a personal site in a niche that is so niche that adsense has NO ads to show that make even remotely sense. The site is not even able to convert as much visitors to something than YouTube does.

I was posting here just for fun, I don't need to spam forums to promote a shitty banner farm.

The other site (sig) is also not my means of making a living, it pays for itself at least, but that was also not the purpose of the site. Anyhow, thanks for not checking and sorry that you have no taste for text art. I guess that kids of the Windows generation cannot relate to it anymore.

Cheers!
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You look like you belong on Megan's Law. Shut the fuck up, weirdo.
 
I also noticed that the post that was published is the first version. I wanted to edit it, but that was not possible, so I went back and submit it again.

I wanted to post a response to the old thread anyway, but that was not possible. I wanted to say that the Gallery that was pointed out by CodeMonkey (NOT me) more than trippled in size since the threat in January = more than three times the fun.

I thought that this forum was about fun posts and novelties and NOT WORK... I guess I was wrong eh? Vielleicht habe ich mich ja beim scheiss englisch verlesen. ;)
 
stack paper said:
2005_Carsten_CollageOrg.gif

You look like you belong on Megan's Law. Shut the fuck up, weirdo.
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That's my picture, it's public, type "Cumbrowski" in Google and you will find a lot more where this came from... This is a shitty one btw. That one was for my friends from the INS who don't like colors and smiley faces.

Did you want to prove something with this? There are only a handful families with my goddamn last name on the whole planet. Add my first name and then you have ONE person on this planet only. My name is not Bob Smith who could hide with that name in a freaking village. :)

It is a blessing and a curse. The pushing for the RFID chip in IDs and Passports is not because of me. I am easy to track.
 
Though the OP misused the boob icon, there are some pretty cool text-pics on that site.
 
Not everyone knows how sacred the boobie icon is.

Now he does. So you guys can relax.
 
ChrisS said:
Not everyone knows how sacred the boobie icon is.

Now he does. So you guys can relax.
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Using the boob icon without posting tits is liking giving beef to an Indian.

(I was just at a Taco Bell, and there was an Indian family there that apparently ordered everything with no meat but one item had meat on it. The guy blew up in the cashiers face. Hilarious.)
 
ChrisS said:
Not everyone knows how sacred the boobie icon is.

Now he does. So you guys can relax.
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I certainly do, thanks and I am sorry. I can't undo the sacrilege, but I might be able to chear some folks up again.

If you do not like the seven bit, black and white stuff, check out this gallery.

It has colors, more characters, some boops that are shown as pure as god made them and some chicks in sexy outfits.

But there are also mean looking dudes and some dead folks as well, but who cares about "other" guys eh? :)

The only draw-back... it's still text, even though it is 8 bit and uses ANSI colors.
 
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