Only in Detroit - Secret Service Truck Stolen

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Brazen thieves snatched a Secret Service truck from outside a Detroit hotel late Saturday, hours ahead of a Labor Day visit by Vice President Joe Biden. The 14-foot rented U-Haul was parked outside the Westin Book Cadillac hotel downtown and loaded with equipment for the veep's appearance, the Secret Service said.
Secret Service spokesman Edward Donovan said no weapons were taken, but wouldn't otherwise comment on what was inside, according to reports.

Secret Service truck stolen in downtown Detroit before Joe Biden visit  - NY Daily News

As much as I love Detroit, I couldn't help but laugh at the predictability of the story. Can you imagine being the guys that woke up in the morning to find out whose shit they just stole though? FFFUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!