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Only In th US - To good to be true
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"So when I walk into a neighborhood criminals leave because they see the suit"
wtf. Not sure what neighborhoods these 8 brave men are strolling to fight crime but damn what a death wish imo. Good for him for being patriotic and all though.. just a lil' fucked up and probably only a matter of time before they turn the wrong corner themselves.
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"So when I walk into a neighborhood criminals and gangs laugh and attack me because they see the suit"
wtf. Not sure what neighborhoods these 8 brave men are strolling to fight crime but damn what a death wish imo. Good for him for being patriotic and all though.. just a lil' fucked up and probably only a matter of time before they turn the wrong corner themselves.
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"So when I walk into a neighborhood criminals and gangs laugh and attack me because they see the suit"
That is completely crazy?!?! Its nice to know that he has good intentions but I kinda feel like this is just a mistake waiting to happen.... and there are 7 other brave men?!?! Well I don't know about you guys but I'll take my life over a superhero costume...
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lol, let him goto New Orleans and he will get shot within 10 minutes of walking around like that in the ghettos and lower wards.
Totally a Kick-ass impersonator. (2010's best movie, BTW)
It only takes getting one bullet (with the vest on or not) for it to become real to them and we'll have heard the last of mr. Phoenix.
-And thanks to the media report, if he does get in anything deep, all the bad guys will know exactly where his secret lair is! ;P
It only takes getting one bullet (with the vest on or not) for it to become real to them and we'll have heard the last of mr. Phoenix.
-And thanks to the media report, if he does get in anything deep, all the bad guys will know exactly where his secret lair is! ;P
This is a great excuse to tell your girlfriend or wife in order to leave the house at 10 p.m. and come back at 5 a.m.: "Honey, I must leave now to fight crime. The city's cops are really on me to keep order in the city while they are at dunkin' donuts. I must leave now." She will most likely say, "Oh my god please be careful! I don't know what I will do without you!"
Fast forward to 5 a.m.
Get home drunk in the morning you will be asked: "You, fucking asshole, why do you reek of alcohol!?!" Stay calm and reply, " Last night you almost lost me.. they (criminals) kidnapped me and held me hostage until I drank a 50 mL bottle of vodka. It was horrible and I puked, but I made it home safe."
Her reply should be, "Oh sweetie. You are my hero."
Please give me feedback on this if any of you have find balls to try it.
Fast forward to 5 a.m.
Get home drunk in the morning you will be asked: "You, fucking asshole, why do you reek of alcohol!?!" Stay calm and reply, " Last night you almost lost me.. they (criminals) kidnapped me and held me hostage until I drank a 50 mL bottle of vodka. It was horrible and I puked, but I made it home safe."
Her reply should be, "Oh sweetie. You are my hero."
Please give me feedback on this if any of you have find balls to try it.
Oh SHIT we must be blind...
He was coming out of a COMIC BOOK Store, you guys... :updown:
BEST. Comic Book Store. Marketing. Campaign. EVAR!
He was coming out of a COMIC BOOK Store, you guys... :updown:
BEST. Comic Book Store. Marketing. Campaign. EVAR!
Hate to bump this but did I call it or what:
Video: Laugh Or Feel Bad For Him? Real-Life Superhero Phoenix Jones Attacked While Trying To Fight Crime! (Broke His Nose)
You did call it. Anyone who uses the term "willy-nilly" and tries to fight crime is bounb to catch a beating sometime though.... unless you're BLANKMAN.