I'm super excited to be a grandpa.
(99% sure Jeff is my son)
I'm super excited to be an uncle, dad. (80% probability)
I've got options:I cant stop laughing because this is probably true
I've got options:
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OR:
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OR:
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Fuck off, that's not even funny.we tried the coathanger with you, but you survived, and now look what's happened...
my advice?
throw her down the stairs, and then run her over with the bus to be safe.
don't make the same mistakes I did.
Ice, Jeffrey's not too old to be aborted.