Pissing in the sink -

I pissed in a travel mug once. Fuck it - I ran it through the dishwasher put it in the cupboard and forgot about it. Then one day I went on a road trip with my GF and she read me the riot act for passing someone on the right. I looked at her with one eyebrow raised and then realized she was drinking her coffee out of the travel mug. Lulz.
 


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done that, also pissed in a empty 3 liter bottle while on the road and didnt want to stop and then threw it out when I got near a garbage can.
 
Yuma504 said:
So I was on the phone earlier today with a network AM doing the usual BULLSHIT phone verification/interview when all the sudden I had to piss.

So as to not drown out the conversation or embarrass myself with loud urination (I piss thunder y'all), I instinctively began pissing in the sink without thinking twice about it.

OCD Girlfriend came home in the act of me doing so. She flipped the fuck out and had to sterilize the room practically shortly after I was done.

She couldn't believe I would do that... Surely I am not the only dude that pisses in the sink? Who else does it?
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Turn the mute button on.

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eliquid said:
done that, also pissed in a empty 3 liter bottle while on the road and didnt want to stop and then threw it out when I got near a garbage can.
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WTF, just sit the fuck DOWN and hit the front of the fucking BOWL.

What, are you afraid that your manhood or self-esteem as a big dog will suffer if you sit to pee like a little bitch?

Far better that than spewing urine all over your fucking sink where you wash your hands, face, and teeth...

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Done it once when I was 12. Mom brought me to work but had to go somewhere for lunch so I was stuck in her office and she told me I couldn't leave because I didn't have the key to get back in. No bathroom just a sink in there. Had to do it, felt dirty ever since. Anyone who does this on a regular basis (and not out being forced to) is a dirty dirty scumbag.
 
To be honest when I am on the phone I piss in the sink all the time, or even will go outside in my back yard (when I had a house) and piss there. Who cares? You are really looking to much into this bro.

We are men, I piss..jerk off..poop where ever I want. And if I just so happen to take pictures SO FUCKING WHAT BRO COME AT ME
 
Wow this just gross. Why the hell would anyone think to piss in the sink? You shave, brush your teeth, wash your face, etc in the sink. Not to mention if there is ANY splashing out of the sink then its all over the counter and whats on the counter. You guys like brushing your teeth with piss? lol

Why not just sit the fuck down on the toilet and aim for the ceramic. I think you guys may I just stopped me from ever using a sink at a hotel again, monkeys up in here.
 
Note that the ammonia from your urine can contribute to the growth of toxic mold, which will grow, as Galacon so eloquently put it, "all over your fucking sink where you wash your hands, face, and teeth...".

Source: First-hand experience of accelerated mold-growth in toilet bowl due to infrequent flushing.
 
eliquid said:
done that, also pissed in a empty 3 liter bottle while on the road and didnt want to stop and then threw it out when I got near a garbage can.
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Dude, you're an amateur: Get those plastic bags the newspaper is delivered in. Stash in glove box... you can piss and sling'em out the window when you're on a long drive and can't/don't want to stop.

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