Pissing in the sink -

[amateursurgeon]

Pissing in sink seems a bit pointless. I have a 1 litre plastic container that I sometimes take with me upstairs to my office in attic. If I'm working late and don't want to wake family up by going all the way downstairs, I piss in it and dump it out of window or down toilet later.

Just wash it up when I'm done - urine is sterile anyhow.

As a side effect of this, I have discovered that my bladder capacity is almost EXACTLY 1 pint.

You shoulda said to your girlfriend - "So I guess watersports are out of the question?"

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I pissed in a travel mug once. Fuck it - I ran it through the dishwasher put it in the cupboard and forgot about it. Then one day I went on a road trip with my GF and she read me the riot act for passing someone on the right. I looked at her with one eyebrow raised and then realized she was drinking her coffee out of the travel mug. Lulz.

 

[buyer09]

I piss in the sink like a fucking boss. Then again, I have my own seperate bathroom cause my GF def wouldn't let me do that shit in the master bathroom sink.

When I piss in the fucking toilet it splashes piss water all over the fucking place. I don't know if I have too large of a pee hole or if my toilet design is fucked up or what, but it makes a god damn mess.

:::shrugs:::

Great post, lol. Repped

 

[eliquid]

this thread is almost epic

 

[tangy]

Oh hey guys, what's goin on in hurr

 

[Rexibit]

I piss in the sink like a fucking boss. Then again, I have my own seperate bathroom cause my GF def wouldn't let me do that shit in the master bathroom sink.

When I piss in the fucking toilet it splashes piss water all over the fucking place. I don't know if I have too large of a pee hole or if my toilet design is fucked up or what, but it makes a god damn mess.

:::shrugs:::

Been Had FloMax

 

[ly2 from WF]

Been Had FloMax

 

[erect]

only at friends houses

 

[DankCashJohn]

hit the sides, back and front. avoid the toilet water and it runs smooth.

 

[GerardWon]

So I was on the phone earlier today with a network AM doing the usual BULLSHIT phone verification/interview when all the sudden I had to piss.

So as to not drown out the conversation or embarrass myself with loud urination (I piss thunder y'all), I instinctively began pissing in the sink without thinking twice about it.

OCD Girlfriend came home in the act of me doing so. She flipped the fuck out and had to sterilize the room practically shortly after I was done.

She couldn't believe I would do that... Surely I am not the only dude that pisses in the sink? Who else does it?

LOL.

This reminded me of a line in the Mario Puzo novel "The Last Don" -- 'If a women likes you, you can piss in the sink'.

A lot of truth there.

btw the book was only so-so, imo. Certainly Not another "The Godfather"

 

[AdExhibitJason]

done that, also pissed in a empty 3 liter bottle while on the road and didnt want to stop and then threw it out when I got near a garbage can.

This one time, I was coming home with a parked car. We had been partying all night RAVE style.

Well everyone was knocked out and I was speeding so I got pulled over. There was like 6 of us in the car. SO they all woke up and one of my friends pissed in a bottle while the cop was writing the ticket.

 

[ly2 from WF]

To be honest when I am on the phone I piss in the sink all the time, or even will go outside in my back yard (when I had a house) and piss there. Who cares? You are really looking to much into this bro.

We are men, I piss..jerk off..poop where ever I want. And if I just so happen to take pictures SO FUCKING WHAT BRO COME AT ME

duuuuude, pissing outside is the best!

 

[johnmatrix]

hit the sides, back and front. avoid the toilet water and it runs smooth.

You think so, but if you've ever pissed with no pants on you can feel it splashing on your legs even if it appears to be smooth contact with the bowl.

 

[Jizzlobber]

Connoisseurs of piss.

 

[Rexibit]

duuuuude, pissing outside is the best!

 

[Yuma504]

duuuuude, pissing outside is the best!

Hell Yeah.... it reconnects me with my primitive essence. Well, pissing outside and this:

 

[clockwork84]

One of my friends was a professional online poker player who used to piss in bottles at his desk while multi-tabling. You're reading too much into the sink, it's totally standard.

 

[eliquid]

You think so, but if you've ever pissed with no pants on you can feel it splashing on your legs even if it appears to be smooth contact with the bowl.

so fucking true

 

[rileypool]

WTF, just sit the fuck DOWN and hit the front of the fucking BOWL.

What, are you afraid that your manhood or self-esteem as a big dog will suffer if you sit to pee like a little bitch?

Far better that than spewing urine all over your fucking sink where you wash your hands, face, and teeth...

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This tho'.

 

[Fuckin_Asswipe]

So I was on the phone earlier today with a network AM doing the usual BULLSHIT phone verification/interview when all the sudden I had to piss.

So as to not drown out the conversation or embarrass myself with loud urination (I piss thunder y'all), I instinctively began pissing in the sink without thinking twice about it.

OCD Girlfriend came home in the act of me doing so. She flipped the fuck out and had to sterilize the room practically shortly after I was done.

She couldn't believe I would do that... Surely I am not the only dude that pisses in the sink? Who else does it?

I have shit in the mens room sink where I use to work LOL :stonedsmilie: