Pissing in the sink -

Pissed in a lift a few times when i was drunk and on holiday.

Remember being in the lobby when this lady was complaining at the reception that a dog had been peeing in the lift.

As for the topic, sinks do it for me. Dont splash all over the place like when standing up at toilet. Bulls eye never really was my thing. But i have my own toilet coz gf wud spaz out on me badly if she knew...
 


used to do it all the time back in college. A helluva lot better than waiting in this long ass line at this one bar. But at my own home? No, the fucking toilet is 2 feet away
 
When I lived in a dorm we had a community bathroom but each room had a sink. So many times when leaving the room was not convenient the sink worked perfectly. Since then it hasn't ever crossed my mind to piss in a sink.
 
A couple of points:

1) I'd piss in the shower before pissing in the sink

2) Loud and proud brotha, that's how you're supposed to piss. Women love men that can piss deep and make it known. If I'm at a friend's house, I'll piss as loud as I can. If you go into the bathroom and they don't hear anything, they think you're taking a shit.
 
Yuma504 said:
OCD Girlfriend came home in the act of me doing so. She flipped the fuck out and had to sterilize the room practically shortly after I was done.
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I take it you didn't realize that your GF is secretly into "Golden Showers" She wasn't freaking out she was just doing what she has always done in the past when someone pissed on her (cleaning up)

If you want to take your relationship to the next level you need to introduce the "Golden Shower" to your bedroom time with her. I can guarantee you she will love it and you wont run the risk of her going stray to fulfill this desire she is secretly hiding from you.
 
Back in the days of the old 'slam door' trains in the UK, I once pissed out the window as the train was speeding through a station....

//R
 
TRUE STORY

My wife has been complaining about what a light sleeper our 2 yr old son is. She wakes up every morning around 6 to go pee, and our son can hear it hitting the toilet water, which wakes him up (even though he's in his room).

So yesterday we're driving, and she says, "Can I admit something to you? You know how every morning (our son) wakes up when I go pee?

Well, this morning I peed in the sink and he didn't wake up."

My face:
 
My old roommate would spend an hour minimum every time he went to the bathroom and we only had one bathroom. There were a few times when I came home and needed to piss bad but he was in the bathroom so I pissed in the kitchen sink.
 
Never in a sink, primarily for logistical reasons, but I had one roommate who was a huge fan of peeing in trashcans. It seems like everywhere we went - no matter how nice the bar or restaurant - she was always peeing in the trashcan. She also like to pee in the alleyways behind bars, which isn't a big deal for a guy, but a bigger deal for a girl in five inch heels - or her roommate who was put on guard duty. (Like I could deter people away from the giant puddle of urine all over the ground.)
 
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