Pissing in the sink -

[Yuma504]

So I was on the phone earlier today with a network AM doing the usual BULLSHIT phone verification/interview when all the sudden I had to piss.

So as to not drown out the conversation or embarrass myself with loud urination (I piss thunder y'all), I instinctively began pissing in the sink without thinking twice about it.

OCD Girlfriend came home in the act of me doing so. She flipped the fuck out and had to sterilize the room practically shortly after I was done.

She couldn't believe I would do that... Surely I am not the only dude that pisses in the sink? Who else does it?

 

[papajohn56]

affiliate lifestyle

 

[justo_tx]

affiliate lifestyle

I must have missed the part where the OP mentioned moving to thailand.

 

[fvaldes]

done it countless times..... like marking my territory and like you said, avoiding the loud torrential sound...

 

[taktikz]

What if you had to do #2?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

If I REALLY need to piss, I wouldn't hesitate to piss into my bathtub/shower.

But the sink? I've pissed in there before while my wife was taking a dump, but I don't use it right away because I drop my contacts into there sometimes...

 

[jorarulit]

just turn the water on and make sure you're aiming for the hole and not splashing.

 

[megatabbers]

No big deal. Do it all the time.

 

[danke]

Urine is sterile, no big deal. Just clean the sink up afterwards and don't make it a habit.

 

[zandor]

Yeah, shower would have been better choice.
Sink is a place you can drop all sorts of stuff into.. your toothbrush, contacts, vibrators, etc...

 

[transistor]

i've done it before

 

[bluechinagroup]

Urine is sterile, no big deal. Just clean the sink up afterwards and don't make it a habit.

But don't clean it with bleach.

 

[ly2 from WF]

I piss in the sink like a fucking boss. Then again, I have my own seperate bathroom cause my GF def wouldn't let me do that shit in the master bathroom sink.

When I piss in the fucking toilet it splashes piss water all over the fucking place. I don't know if I have too large of a pee hole or if my toilet design is fucked up or what, but it makes a god damn mess.

:::shrugs:::

 

[mattseh]

I piss in the sink like a fucking boss. Then again, I have my own seperate bathroom cause my GF def wouldn't let me do that shit in the master bathroom sink.

When I piss in the fucking toilet it splashes piss water all over the fucking place. I don't know if I have too large of a pee hole or if my toilet design is fucked up or what, but it makes a god damn mess.

:::shrugs:::

Tell us another LY2 story please But not about fucking cats

 

[flx89]

we all do that

 

[YouDontKnowMe]

I've done it before when I was too lazy to go to the bathroom.

 

[GerardWon]

Be funny to hear your GF tell her buddies this tale. Will def have the tried and true 'men are such pigs' line in it.

Love it.

 

[lincolndsp]

just turn the water on and make sure you're aiming for the hole and not splashing.

^^^this

wtf, should be expected if the toilet room is busy and you have an urgent need to make it rain

 

[handrewrites]

Does this mean it's okay to shit in the sink too?

 

[chuckd1356]

Pissed in a McDonald's sink once.
But they were closed. Left the door unlocked, they deserved it.