Pope Steps Down - After HBO Documentary

[WickedJoe]

Historic news today. The pope is actually stepping down for the first time since the middle ages or some shit. This is one week after HBO released a huge scathing documentary on how he was in charge of all child abuse complaints for years before he became pope. All reports, deals, settlements went through him personally. He wanted it that way.

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[Cygnus]

I heard the tooth fairy's top human representative is retiring too. Times must be tough in the land of make believe.

 

[yoyomango]

One look his face and eyes tells you everything you need to know about this man.

 

[Zsaleem]

inb4 lukep tells you pope is god.

 

[jryan21]

I don't have anything to back this up, but I'm 99% sure this is Obama's fault.

 

[Ibanez | Jan]

inb4 nazis
inb4 pedophile men
inb4 fuck christians

 

[productionhead]

inb4 tom hanks

 

[AllBizNiz]

Do they still check the genitalia of a new pope?

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

inb4 the next pope is Hispanic.

 

[GiJoe]

did we ever see the popes birth certificate?

 

[golan]

did we ever see the popes birth certificate?

U think he's from Kenya?

 

[Kiopa_Matt]

Good, I'm glad the creepy old fuck is standing down.

Never liked him after he first became Pope, then went around telling Africans not to use condoms.

 

[rusvik]

Waiting for the Popes young apprentice to take over. I'm betting on the black pope to finally present himself as ruler of the world.

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[thunderlips]

lol like the pope matters...

 

[quintana]

Could they select a new pope with a reality TV show?

Let's brainstorm some names...

Pedo Idol
America's Next Top Pedo
Dancing With the Pedos
Keeping Up With the Pedos
Pedo Factor

 

[Netphase]

It is funny how news stories keep saying that he is stepping down for "health reasons", but almost every Pope in history has kept the position until death. The few previous resignations about 600+ years ago were not for health reasons.

 

[Pozzy]

That's pretty messed up. Why did he wait so long though? The documentary was released last November. I think something may have blown up recently.

 

[bobby_custard]

Do they still check the genitalia of a new pope?

Yes the new pope sits on a special stool with a hole cut in the middle so his bollocks can hang freely. They are then tapped with a papal hammer to check they are real. If they are happy the pope is not a woman then the selection can procede.

Maybe it's the second coming

 

[Netphase]

That's pretty messed up. Why did he wait so long though? The documentary was released last November. I think something may have blown up recently.

HBO started playing it on TV last Monday.

 

[WickedJoe]

That's pretty messed up. Why did he wait so long though? The documentary was released last November. I think something may have blown up recently.

Pretty sure the doc was released last week.