Premature Ejaculation

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droobleZ

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So I was on Facebook checking out some ads, trying to come up with new shit to promote. And I saw an ad for premature ejaculation and checked it out...

Healing Sounds, sound healing, Sound Therapy, Healing Frequencies, Premature Ejaculation, | HealTone

It's a fucking sound that delays your ejaculation... haha read their description:

"Premature ejaculation" sound formula, Helps you to delay ejaculation, considerably, during sexual intercourse. It is recommended to listen to the sound formula 5 minutes, twice a day, on regular basis, and 5 minutes one hour to half hour before the sexual intercourse. (A link to complete instructions will be send to your email, together with the link to your sound formula).You can listen to the sound either on your PC, or your MP3, IPod, Iphone etc.
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Just thought it was pretty funny and decided to share.

I have no intentions of promoting it (didn't even check if there was an aff program).
 


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Must be pre-recorded sounds of guys having gay sex. Nothing makes my dick shrink faster than a guy moaning in a porn vid.
 
Ahmmm... therz an old chinese fuck on the sales banner. What does that tell you?
 
AustinP said:
Ahmmm... therz an old chinese fuck on the sales banner. What does that tell you?
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It indicates that through a combination of a healthy diet, good decisions and perhaps a bit of luck, that he has survived into a ripe old age. Oftentimes, just having a hobby to keep ones mind active can help prolong life, and certainly having a solid network of friends and family can help as well. Some people even believe that the Chinese in general have incorporated special herbs into their diets that can keep them healthy and living to an old age. Western medicine tends to feel that these benefits are a bit exaggerated, so that may or may not have played as big of a part in his reaching such an advanced age. Finally, very few old Chinese people play tackle football, and recent studies have indicated that this lack of violent collisions with other people can decrease ones likelihood of developing dementia. The truth is that in all likelihood, it's been a combination of several of these factors that have lead to this man living such a long life.
 
Oh you poor guys, one of the few things where I'm glad to be a girl. We can always get the job done without you, but your embarrassed faces and the excuses you come up with are priceless.
 
AmyWoods said:
Oh you poor guys, one of the few things where I'm glad to be a girl. We can always get the job done without you, but your embarrassed faces and the excuses you come up with are priceless.
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Oh you poor girl, one of the endless things where I'm glad to be a guy. We can always get the job done without you, but your condescending attitude on sexuality and the attention whoring you come up with are priceless.
 
AmyWoods said:
Oh you poor guys, one of the few things where I'm glad to be a girl. We can always get the job done without you, but your embarrassed faces and the excuses you come up with are priceless.
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shut bitch you're gonna die a widow
 
I love how they have a weight field and it starts at like 30 pounds.

Are they targeting infants?!
 
AmyWoods said:
We can always get the job done without you, but your embarrassed faces and the excuses you come up with are priceless...
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What job? The guy does all the work, being a woman is the easiest thing in the world. All you have to do is not look like a total troll. Why women pretend the two tasks are equal has always been beyond me.
 
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