PUAs Use PPC in the Real World

[GoogleSearchSux]

The other day I was chillin with some Affiliates at Affiliate summit when we got started about dating offers and led to talk of Pick Up Artists.

Here is what we realized: PUAs use the same tactics as PPC Affiliates in trying to get some tail, let me elaborate. NOTE: If you didn't read The Game this won't make sense.

PUA - PPC

Opener - Ad Copy

Peacocking - Impressions

Close - Conversion

The Cube - Long Form Sales Letter

Mirroring - Dynamic Keyword Insertion

NLP - Sales Copy

Demonstration of Higher Value - HackerSafe/ BBO buttons

CockBlock - Google Slap

 

[Bofu2U]

WHERE R BOOBS?

 

[Mike]

 

[GoogleSearchSux]

Maybe its only funny after a night of boozing.

 

[kingofsp]

 

[RockDiesel]

Maybe its only funny after a night of boozing.

There is no "maybe". It's NOT funny. End of Story.

 

[pat J]

amateur boobs to the rescue

 

[bamboo]

 

[blackhorse]

i remember this conversation. it was funnier after about 6 beers and a few long islands.