Pulled over 3 times in a 5 minute drive...FML

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Jeff-DBA

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10:30 head to Mcdonalds

So a fellow affiliate marketer and I are getting retarded blazed for absolutely no reason and decide to drive to McDonalds in a town we just moved to. About 4 blocks into our 5 minute journey I decide to go the long way (another 2 minutes) because I tell my friend, "there isn't even any law enforcement in this town." I get another minute before I get pulled over for going 15 over - wtf? Oops. I explained my out-of-towness and got a "slow down sir." So naturally, I'm so high I'm floating in my seat and scared shitless.

I get to the oasis of wonderful food and turn around and accidentally go the wrong way, so I turn around in a driveway and head the other direction. Of course, out of nowhere I am being followed by another cop. He follows me another two blocks and pulls me over simply to ask, "What are you doing?" I explain that I am trying to turn around and got lost, he basically says 'whatever' and heads off.

Discombobulated, I take a left - oops, shoulda gone right. So I lost that cop, but now I'm going the wrong direction. The sherriff, out of nowhere, rises over the hill heading the opposite direction as me - Right as I make my last u-turn. "Someone turning around, batman?! What should we do?!" - "-We strike." He pulls me over and jumps out of his car, he arrives really fucking fast and is knocking on my door before I can blink. Suspicion. I explain myself to the sherriff and he lets me go. I get home and savagely beat my double quarter pounder, no survivors. Best of all I somehow didn't get a ticket - But FML. I'm still shaking.

Heres how the scoring went:

Cop - 1; Me - 1 = Tie
Cop - 1; Me - 1 = Tie
Cop - 1; Me - 1 = Tie
Stamina: Me - 1; Cop - 0 = +1 Me
High? Me - 1; Cop - 0 = +1 Me
Time wasted: Cop - 1; Me = 0 = + 1 Me

Winner by a micro-landslide: Me.

Anyone else out there ever been pulled over that many times that quickly?

11:56 now.
 


you got pretty lucky. Its the end of the month and the cops need to make their quota. So they're looking to ticket people for any reason. How you didnt get ticketed is a miracle. Or maybe the cops were blazed. They probably pulled over some people earlier and scored a few bags.
 
i lost count around 50 or so, but i would make a safe guess and say ive been pulled over close to 90 to 110 times. Ive had about 10 to 15 tickets, i dont remember. anything from doing donuts in a major intersection at night, getting clocked at 110mph in a 30mph across a bridge in the middle of town. Doing a brake stand next to cop trying to get him to race me. but nice going not getting a ticket.
 
gjbridges said:
quotas? people still believe that bullshit?
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Actually they dont have quotas anymore. They call it something else, i just forgot what its called. But its the same thing as a quota. Plus the counties, state, city need money especially here in CA. The word is they've been targeting drivers not wearing seatbelts to raise more cash. Cops are out on a rampage so be careful out there.
 
TFLNetwork said:
your an idiot. in the major cities, no... in the suburbs where things are less exciting and they need the cash... yes. this has been confirmed numerous times.
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  • You're
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  • Three periods is an ellipsis, and does not indicate the end of a motherfucking sentence.
  • A comma is used to pause a sentence. For example, "Yes, you are a motherfucking idiot." would be proper use of a comma. A period is used to end a sentence. For example, "You are fucking illiterate."
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It's called a fucking shift key
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Some of us just woke up and are lazy bastards, but agreed on all other points.

I just started driving recently (yeah, I took 3 years to get my license) but I can't say I've ever worried about being pulled over or ever will worry about it. We Canadians have it way too easy :(
 
There was a national "Click It or Ticket" campaign this month and there was a ton of grant monies made available to local municipalities. I'm sure many folks have noticed the increased pork presence, especially last weekend.
 
Wolfe is making sure you all get pulled over by the grammar police... he really cares wether or not you are a dooche ragg.
 
TylerL said:
Some of us just woke up and are lazy bastards, but agreed on all other points.

I just started driving recently (yeah, I took 3 years to get my license) but I can't say I've ever worried about being pulled over or ever will worry about it. We Canadians have it way too easy :(
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I got a ticket in Canada on my first or 2nd day there....

I got pulled over, and removed from the vehicle for.... no seat belt in the back seat. Fuck you Canada, I'm not paying it. They sent it to collections too. They obviously don't know that credit is for poor people.
 
Here in Japan the cars just outrun the cops and take off. So the cops only stop bicycles. Then they act all badass like "Where'd you steal this bicycle from?!!"
"I bought it. Here's the receipt."
"Oh. Well, don't steal bicycles or you'll go to jail!!! Bye."

Guess how much respect we have for them. :bootyshake:
 
Fortunately, the country I live in can get you out of any "pull - over" (not the one you wear) for $25 tops ;-)
 
In my yonger days, I got a ticket on a Thursday and they took my license. I then proceeded to get another ticket on Friday. Wen the cop asks for license, registration and proof of insurance I hands him a ticket dated the previous day...

He takes it all back to his cruiser, runs all my info and politely writes me another fucking ticket. My parent were seriously pisssed....

I've been doing the speed limit for the last 20 years.
 
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