I am sure some of you will want to enter, but the competition is fierce, so gets your best tits on, bitches:
Queen of Evony Entries! - Evony Community
Queen of Evony Entries! - Evony Community
Queen of Evony Entries
- Thread starter Dispel
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There were just too many to choose from, didn't want to play favorites.
But now that the ball is rolling, may as well keep kicking.
But now that the ball is rolling, may as well keep kicking.
Gathering the data from this thread, and if my calculations serve me correct -
(albeit, the sample size for proper statistics is not the best) It would appear that
approx - 75% of the Evony, Female, population are fat slobs
with approx - 25% being do-able.
The Takeaway:
If you are cybersexin in Evony, chances are you are talkin to a Whale!
The Advice:
In your cybersexin activities, one method for culling out the fatty evony queens, is
to talk about your favorite foods. If she says anything but vegetables, lemon water,
or grilled chicken - TERMINATE THE CONVO Ol Chap, for you have entered into
the dangerous realm of the Fatty Whale Kingdom. Furthermore, your reputation
as Lord of the lands will be forever tarnished when the townspeople find out
you have been cyber bangin the fugliest of the fugs
(albeit, the sample size for proper statistics is not the best) It would appear that
approx - 75% of the Evony, Female, population are fat slobs
with approx - 25% being do-able.
The Takeaway:
If you are cybersexin in Evony, chances are you are talkin to a Whale!
The Advice:
In your cybersexin activities, one method for culling out the fatty evony queens, is
to talk about your favorite foods. If she says anything but vegetables, lemon water,
or grilled chicken - TERMINATE THE CONVO Ol Chap, for you have entered into
the dangerous realm of the Fatty Whale Kingdom. Furthermore, your reputation
as Lord of the lands will be forever tarnished when the townspeople find out
you have been cyber bangin the fugliest of the fugs
This looks like a possible violation of the rules. That's not a lady, that's a MAN - BABY!!! Yeah!
HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
Considering the Evony advertising campaign with the cleavage and droplets of water, it also means the doable chicks are most likely hardcore lesbians. Whilst that's good to watch, you're not going to get any hot elf action. World of Whorecraft, maybe?
Or better yet, if you're into Fantasy chicks, just go to Blizzardcon. There's some amazingly hot women (that don't really exist on the internet) there.
Out of interest, is anyone actually making money from the Evony aff campaign?
I've looked around, and found what I assume can only be resellers, because it's shit like $0.25CPM for banners, or $1.25 for a signup, and no share of revenues generated... which is fucked, considering that you actually have to pay a fair bit in order to get stuff to continue playing and not get your arse served to you on a silver platter.
Or better yet, if you're into Fantasy chicks, just go to Blizzardcon. There's some amazingly hot women (that don't really exist on the internet) there.
Out of interest, is anyone actually making money from the Evony aff campaign?
I've looked around, and found what I assume can only be resellers, because it's shit like $0.25CPM for banners, or $1.25 for a signup, and no share of revenues generated... which is fucked, considering that you actually have to pay a fair bit in order to get stuff to continue playing and not get your arse served to you on a silver platter.
