ROFL cop and his wife "die" from pot brownies

[lucab]

This is too funny.

"I think we're dying. We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do."

"get your wife.."

"Shes on the living room ground now"

"Time is going by really really really slow"

"What's the score in the Red Wings game?" ROFL

Cop Freaks Out - CollegeHumor video

Michigan police officer who admitted making pot brownies will avoid charges

 

[barman]

hahahahha fucking hiiiiiilarious

 

[sicmayhem]

That rulez. What a fuckin idiot. I've tripped out on myself while being super stoned. But this guy is to a totally different level.

 

[MyOwnDemon]

Now, I'm not a cop hater (I was actually briefly enrolled in a police academy until I got a hernia and had to back out)... but...

Today I was walking across the road at a crosswalk when the light suddenly changed. The cop in the cruiser waiting at the light leaned out of his window and said to me, "Hey, put some hustle in your step!!!!" and then continued to yell shit at me the whole time I walked across the crosswalk.

I had the right of the way. I was the pedestrian. I was not jay walking. Fucking pig. Assholes like that don't deserve a badge.

Well, I got his cruiser number and told an officer I know (former instructor and good friend from the police academy)... who happens to be a very high ranking officer. He said there is no excuse for that cop's behavior and he'll be tearing him a new asshole. I hope the piece of shit gets fired.

 

[Andrew]

"how many brownies did you have?"
"I don't know, a small chunk"

:xomunch:

 

[vitalfire]

hahahaha. classic

 

[trigatch4]

"are there any weapons in the house?"
"you already asked me that"
"and what did you say?"
"uhhhh... no, well yeah, well"

 

[one2]

WTF?! Bahahaha! I've smoked myself stupid for 11 years and have never felt that way. My homies mom makes us weed brownies/cookies each year for XMAS

 

[LazyHippy]

LOL! Cool... apart from the evil popup shit! (firefox didn't stop it)

Dunno If I should admit this here, but when I was at uni I got called up for jury service over the summer. Some mates came down and I baked a nice cake - woke up to the court clerk telling me I should've been there an hour ago... then got bollocked by the judge for falling asleep had the defendants laughing at me! (Don't do jury service when you're an 18 year old stoner!)

 

[Pheelix]

Boy is that guy baked. Pure Genius!

 

[Jon]

Hahahahahhahahaha!!! That is so fucking funny!! I love how the 911 operator was trying to hold back her laughter when he was saying he thinks they are OD'ing. I bet she was thinking "sir, you are a moron, no one has ever done that before".