S.African Whores wonder why no new business

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Soccer fans shun hookers for art's sake - CNN.com

Johannesburg, South Africa (CNN) -- The influx of thousands of soccer fans would increase demand on South African sex workers; at least that was the belief of a leading expert prior to the start of the 2010 World Cup.
But it seems fans of the beautiful game that traveled to the Rainbow Nation have created a flop in sex-worker business -- leaving prostitutes out-of-pocket and out of work -- in favor of more high-brow pursuits.

"The World Cup has been devastating. We thought it was going to be a cash cow but it's chased a lot of the business away. It's been the worst month in my company's history," the owner and founder of one of Johannesburg's most exclusive escort companies told CNN.

"No one is interested in sex at the moment. I think we've had three customers who traveled here for the World Cup which has seen my group's business drop by 80 percent. I enjoyed watching the games, but I can't wait for everyone to just go home now!" the madam, who works under the alias of "Tori," added.

The behavior of fans in South Africa has run contrary to what was predicted prior to the start of the tournament after David Bayever told World Cup organizers in March it was feared that up to 40,000 extra prostitutes could converge in the host nation to meet the expected demand.
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I dunno, maybe because the international visitors are not dumb enough to stick their cocks into an AIDS/STD cesspool? (though I like how CNN tried to spin it more classy than that). You have a higher chance of catching an STD than trying to get tetanus from a rusty nail.
 


Unarmed Gunman said:
The problem is simple - these whores are women. Most soccer fans are gay, so of course they aren't interested. I'd be willing to bet gay bathhouses are seeing record numbers...
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Well rich soccer fans anyways (which was most of the visitors). The not-so-rich ones who couldn't travel usually drank themselves into liking the sport :D or needed something to watch while Rugby was out of season. (they're also likely the ones who make up most of the major fights in the bleachers, the rest are gay)
 
Unarmed Gunman said:
The problem is simple - these whores are women. Most soccer fans are gay, so of course they aren't interested. I'd be willing to bet gay bathhouses are seeing record numbers...
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kblessinggr said:
My Mom's response upon me posting this on facebook.
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I'm going to go to sleep now and wake up on Monday, because thanks to you guys this thread has enough win to last the weekend.
 
Hookers later found out that it was just a break down in communication. The word they were using for "Blow Job" actually translated into Blow Vuvuzela - hence the spike in $20 Vuvuzelas.
 
Poor horse

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